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Ms.Moon's avatar

Trump cannot get better lawyers because he's a known liar and has been known for not paying no decent lawyer wants him for a client.

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Leftflank's avatar

Good call!

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Slamtundra's avatar

Probably haven't been to Starbucks in months.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Square.

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

I come from that background on both sides. Ate navu on Thanksgiving and Sunday dinner. Pork stuffing in the turkey. Called my grandparents Mimere and Pipere. Parisians consider my accent laughable.

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

How hard is it to say "Un aut', sivplait" and "Ou est le doub' vay say?"

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james crubb's avatar

Yeah she's with mr Universe for love, fo' sure!!

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Stulexington's avatar

Also too he won't listen to his lawyers and won't shut the fuck up. Even if they got cash up front not very many lawyers would work for him because of this.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Call me nazi-ajacent if you must, but I consider White Zombie to be a superior zombie band.Edit: see Cosmic Monsters Incorporated.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

That’s santorum, sometimes.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Navu? Tried Google and came up with nothing in the first six pages.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

No avocado toast.

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george lastrapes's avatar

I, like so many of my fellow citizens, have given so much benefit of the doubt that I now suffer from BDD (Benefit-of-the-Doubt Deficiency) and I now break out in a suppurating rash whenever I hear an innocent explanation for a guilty act. This, on top of hypofuckitis (having no more fucks to give) .

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george lastrapes's avatar

If the Tsar-PeeResident makes one a Duke, it comes with the territory and the serfs.

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CC Vet's avatar

Good explanation here:https://www.songfacts.com/f...Basically a remembrance of his mother who died of cancer

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Lev's Discount Stereo Emporia

Has Sony guts!

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