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Trump cannot get better lawyers because he's a known liar and has been known for not paying no decent lawyer wants him for a client.

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Good call!

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Probably haven't been to Starbucks in months.

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Square.

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I come from that background on both sides. Ate navu on Thanksgiving and Sunday dinner. Pork stuffing in the turkey. Called my grandparents Mimere and Pipere. Parisians consider my accent laughable.

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How hard is it to say "Un aut', sivplait" and "Ou est le doub' vay say?"

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Yeah she's with mr Universe for love, fo' sure!!

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Also too he won't listen to his lawyers and won't shut the fuck up. Even if they got cash up front not very many lawyers would work for him because of this.

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Call me nazi-ajacent if you must, but I consider White Zombie to be a superior zombie band.Edit: see Cosmic Monsters Incorporated.

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That’s santorum, sometimes.

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Navu? Tried Google and came up with nothing in the first six pages.

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No avocado toast.

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I, like so many of my fellow citizens, have given so much benefit of the doubt that I now suffer from BDD (Benefit-of-the-Doubt Deficiency) and I now break out in a suppurating rash whenever I hear an innocent explanation for a guilty act. This, on top of hypofuckitis (having no more fucks to give) .

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If the Tsar-PeeResident makes one a Duke, it comes with the territory and the serfs.

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Good explanation here:https://www.songfacts.com/f...Basically a remembrance of his mother who died of cancer

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Lev's Discount Stereo Emporia

Has Sony guts!

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