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I'm thinking crabgate!1! is actually just the front of a lobster trap

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I thought Jonah and the Whale was that new buddy cop show on CBS...

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and they released the Kraken

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they would have used the "you two Christians mingle" website if Eve hadn't eaten the iPad

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Octopussy Galore

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that looks like something Seth MacFarlane would have come up with...

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Free Michael Kenyon!!1!

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A remarkable algebra that only has one logical operator: NO.

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Because <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/qdr7tkuwlAc" target="_blank"> namecheck </a>.

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the reason Huffpoo exists is simple- sideboob

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We're gonna need a bigger boat

and a bigger shovel, also too

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just say no to rugs

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Mitochondrial Eve- is that the one where the mother and daughter are on the swingset together?

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Crabnado!!1!

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I think we're all Rhombozos on this bus

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Moon Over Andromeda- loved that Richard Dreyfuss movie

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