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Then there's George W. Bush, responsible for a half million Muslim casualties, and his defense is no more admirable or legally sound than these honest maniacs of hate and crack or whatever the living hell perversion of the human soul-dead mind.

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You never see a photo of people who like guns and think, "that's someone I think should have some guns."

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"Peace be with you."

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I agree; the public defender was handed a shit sandwich and just trying any angle to find a defense for the indefensible.

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Once their investment strategy gets back on track this will all be nothing more than a silly little memory.

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They can't join up because they can't meet the minimum requirements! Did these flat-liners even finish high school? Could they pass basic math or reading tests?

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Oh, man. That is beautiful. *golf clap*

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Except that the Affluenza defense means you have money, which helps a lot when accused of a crime (our Comrade in Chief being a case in point). These guys have nothing.

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They've been doing this with some of the school shooters lately. I believe one of them was suffering from "unrequited love," so of course he had to shoot the girl. Poor (white) lad.

More like suffering from massive ego and a sense of entitlement.

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More like a bombmaker wannabe.

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No good deed goes unpunished.

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I don’t think he made a bomb, he made an explosion, not a bomb.

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Trump pardon in 3....2.....1....

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So the sexual assault of women is "locker room talk". And now planning to bomb the homes of Somali immigrants is "locker room talk".

We need to find this fucking locker room, and we need to burn it down.

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Nominally they were Republicans- an abolishionist thing.The new Republicans (since reconstruction) are a different creature. But we wish these new ones had those numbers from 1855. If we try- and be less religiously antagonistic and hateful- (as they are) we(Dems+ Dem allies) can get the Senate this year.

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