254 Comments
User's avatar
E S's avatar

Then there's George W. Bush, responsible for a half million Muslim casualties, and his defense is no more admirable or legally sound than these honest maniacs of hate and crack or whatever the living hell perversion of the human soul-dead mind.

Politiquacks's avatar

You never see a photo of people who like guns and think, "that's someone I think should have some guns."

H0mer0's avatar

I agree; the public defender was handed a shit sandwich and just trying any angle to find a defense for the indefensible.

The Villainess+'s avatar

Once their investment strategy gets back on track this will all be nothing more than a silly little memory.

Emma Gilbride's avatar

They can't join up because they can't meet the minimum requirements! Did these flat-liners even finish high school? Could they pass basic math or reading tests?

Lily412's avatar

Oh, man. That is beautiful. *golf clap*

Maybe's avatar

Except that the Affluenza defense means you have money, which helps a lot when accused of a crime (our Comrade in Chief being a case in point). These guys have nothing.

Maybe's avatar

They've been doing this with some of the school shooters lately. I believe one of them was suffering from "unrequited love," so of course he had to shoot the girl. Poor (white) lad.

More like suffering from massive ego and a sense of entitlement.

Maybe's avatar

More like a bombmaker wannabe.

ahughes798's avatar

No good deed goes unpunished.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

I don’t think he made a bomb, he made an explosion, not a bomb.

phoenix00's avatar

Trump pardon in 3....2.....1....

Tosca's avatar

So the sexual assault of women is "locker room talk". And now planning to bomb the homes of Somali immigrants is "locker room talk".

We need to find this fucking locker room, and we need to burn it down.

little miss high and mighty's avatar

Nominally they were Republicans- an abolishionist thing.The new Republicans (since reconstruction) are a different creature. But we wish these new ones had those numbers from 1855. If we try- and be less religiously antagonistic and hateful- (as they are) we(Dems+ Dem allies) can get the Senate this year.