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StarJamma's avatar

No matter what they take from me they can't take away my dignity

🎶Because the greatest love of all is happening to me

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Jgb979's avatar

The best was the opening song number

https://youtu.be/ZBaNiNkVQkQ

I for one make all of my life decisions following noted good decision maker and all around good person Nicki Minaj’s advice.

I guess it’s been a few weeks since anyone’s mentioned her husband’s sexual assault so score

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Truxpin49's avatar

LARA LOGAN: This is really the moment to unite. Because we're seeing is that these issues were never about Left and Right.That's right Lara, the left ball and the right ball are both important. I look forward to the All Balls Matter signs.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Colbert totally kicked…ass.

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Fermi’s Missing  Parasox's avatar

I lost a ball through my neighbor’s window when I was a kid.

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Baconzgood's avatar

Baconz does have to state for the record.

You women get the shit end of the stick...sure the glass ceiling, potentially being rapped when just going to buy a package or cigarettes, the social sexism, etc., etc.

But the worst than all of that, in my opinion....you will never understand the simple pleasure of scratching your balls.

What a shame.

But feeling a baby kicking in your stomach.....thats probably cool. But that only happens a few times for a few months in your lifetime.. The pleasure of scratching your nards is life long.

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Baconzgood's avatar

"You can't allow people to force you to take drugs that you don't want or that you don't need."

Hee hee. If it was up to your family Tucker, people WOULD be forced to take "drugs they don't want or need". Your family (Swanson) does that all the time in elementary schools....or have I been reading the wrong papers for the last 60 years.

Or is he the heir of Hungry Man microwave dinners? Either way thanks for the Blue hamburger your family sold me when I was 10. Food poison makes me a better American.

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NorthernSaber's avatar

Wow- between the saga of Nicki Manaj's cousin's friends balls and Aaron Rodgers blaming an interception on getting whacked in his, I can't recall in recent history in which public awareness was so fixated upon the scrotum. I'm not sure what says about us- I'm really not- but if Hawking is right and Intelligent Life is "out there" they have to be laughing their small silicone orbs off at us...

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

On the flip side women will never understand the sheer pain that a substantial blow to the po-po can can cause. I probably should have used another term besides “blow”

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Andacar's avatar

And then, like, they came for Niki Manaj's cousin's friend's wee wee, but I totally had like a hair appointment that day, so I was all like whatever. And that's how we lose freedom and stuff, America...

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Tucker: This isn't even about vaccines, or about COVID! It's about your dignity! My balls, for their part, are each about the size of a standard grape and just as smooth and hairless, pretty much what you'd expect by looking at me. Its horrific down there, I haven't showered in the nude since I was thirteen. So would I like bigger balls? Sure, of course I would, but not at the price of Joe Bidens dictator-communism injections, because after the bigger balls, where does it stop?

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HermitSongs's avatar

Wow, I really thought the phrase “Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friends balls” would start to get less funny after a thousand uses or so, but…nope. Still LOLing.

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HermitSongs's avatar

If there is a female deity, making men’s tenderest bits just dangle around on the outside of their bodies was one of her best jokes.

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HermitSongs's avatar

I think Tucker’s just mad because the vaccine didn’t make *his* testicles swell.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

And that’s how you became “One Ball Fermi.”

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Maybe Tucker is afraid to admit he took the vaccine in sekrit hoping that it would be the thing that finally caused his own grape-seed sized balls to drop.

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