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Monty Market's avatar

Depends on the state. 14 states count them.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

The camera angle makes him look like a ten year old boy. Which, TBF, is how I always picture him anyway.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Mostly because he’s drunk all the time, though.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Here’s a wacky thought: maybe there is another, living person with the name Joe Frazier. I mean, I know of at least three people who have the same first and last name as I do.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

“There are exactly 57 card carrying members of the communist party in the Defense Department—“https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

“I vas charged vid ze genocide only because zo many vere chelus ov my cute leedle moustache!”-Adolph

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

His brain pan done sprung a hole innit and is leaking out cortex gravy.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Monster is still kind of an unusual surname you have to admit though.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Hmm.... nah, too obvious.

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malsperanza's avatar

That's swell. Good for the WHO. Social Security kicks in at 67 1/2 which means most working people continue working until at least then and can't be slotted comfortably into the "oldster" category. I dunno, was Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Old when she was 65? "Old age" is at best a dumbass term.

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malsperanza's avatar

Why the fuck should they retire? What moral virtue is there in retiring because the calendar has told you you've officially slid into the category of Old Age? Stephen Breyer is 82. You want him to hurry up and retire?

Giuliani is a year younger than Biden. You think Biden should retire and go be old? Giuliani has been batshit crazy for a lot longer than the magic date of his 65th birthday.

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just_jim's avatar

I wonder which part was most effective. Was it the press conference in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping? Or the hair dye running down his face? Or maybe when he farted in the hearing on election fraud?So many choices.

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just_jim's avatar

That depends on state law.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Hooray.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

They're both sons of Gary Busey.

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