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Now, that book creeped me the FUCK out.

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I was raped by a spirit that told me it was satan should i believe it?

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Dammit, I was hoping for Ms. Carpenter.

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Not only acceptable, but common. They're constantly forking.

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Joss Whedon libel!

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a <strong>good</strong> douche . . .

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Fundamentalist!

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To see if I should reply, I rolled a d20....

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Or being chased by their demon lover...it depends upon whose turn it is...oh, <em>chaste</em>....never mind...

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Oo, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/490359\/niagara-falls-newspaper-owner-simply-does-not-care-for-snarling-feminism-like-snow-white" target="_blank">inter-thread communication</a>. Are you using SysV shared memory for that?

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No, it says succu<em>bus</em>...I'm thinking the Port Authority here..

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My worst nightmare is when my dreams are invaded by a blue / corny comedian with a big nose. You know, an inka-dinkubus.

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Rule 34.2 in action.

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Wait, <em>stop</em> the swell of their member? Oh, you said number. That's different, never mind...

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All demon rapes must be legitimate, then, because nobody ever got pregnant from one. QED!

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Even if you've run through the whole <a href="http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/SortingAlgorithmOfEvil" target="_blank">sorting order of evil</a>?

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