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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now, that book creeped me the FUCK out.

lenetra's avatar

I was raped by a spirit that told me it was satan should i believe it?

SullivanSt's avatar

Dammit, I was hoping for Ms. Carpenter.

SullivanSt's avatar

Not only acceptable, but common. They're constantly forking.

jqheywood's avatar

a <strong>good</strong> douche . . .

jqheywood's avatar

To see if I should reply, I rolled a d20....

jqheywood's avatar

Or being chased by their demon lover...it depends upon whose turn it is...oh, <em>chaste</em>....never mind...

SullivanSt's avatar

Oo, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/490359\/niagara-falls-newspaper-owner-simply-does-not-care-for-snarling-feminism-like-snow-white" target="_blank">inter-thread communication</a>. Are you using SysV shared memory for that?

jqheywood's avatar

No, it says succu<em>bus</em>...I'm thinking the Port Authority here..

bobbert's avatar

My worst nightmare is when my dreams are invaded by a blue / corny comedian with a big nose. You know, an inka-dinkubus.

SullivanSt's avatar

Wait, <em>stop</em> the swell of their member? Oh, you said number. That's different, never mind...

SullivanSt's avatar

All demon rapes must be legitimate, then, because nobody ever got pregnant from one. QED!

SullivanSt's avatar

Even if you've run through the whole <a href="http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/SortingAlgorithmOfEvil" target="_blank">sorting order of evil</a>?