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Pace yourself Dok - it's gonna be a long day.

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In other words, "you're doing great work here in the bunker but, uh, I've got to catch a flight to South America."

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You would think they'd catch on to that giant flashing warning sign.

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Kentucky libelz!

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Just what are you implying there, bub?

Someone's gonna get a hairball in their shoe if they're not careful.

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I saw that the Stop Making Sense tour at Saratoga. Man, what a show.

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I believe that's Blackadder.

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*gasp* I thought it was turn around three times and spit once! I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG! AAAIIIIIIIEE E EEEE eeeee.......

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months. I'm sure he meant months.

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Really? No one's asked you "Are you voting for Hillary because you want a lying corrupt email monster in the White House?"

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The story following the mea culpa will cover The Donald's accusations that the election was stolen, and that responsible Teahadist should dig up their weapon's cache and do something about it.

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Place yer betz it's some version of "Trump wasn't conservative enough".

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What a scoop!!

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Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick, these people can't even VOTE without breaking the law.

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Funny enough, that's the same lesson they learned from the last time.

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