This Holiday, Start Your Own Eggnog Riot With Our Handy Recipe!
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You probably can't quite get yourself worked up enough over the new Air Jordans to join the bloodthirsty mobs across the nation tearing each other's limbs off under rainstorms of police pepper-spray in order to get hold of some ugly sneakers down at the mall, because that is awful. But did you know that Americans used to hold holiday riots over much more fun things, like eggnog? It's true! In 1826, a group of mischievous West Point cadets smuggled many, many gallons of whiskey into the Academy to make a nice boozed-up eggnog for the Christmas party, just like George Washington
This Holiday, Start Your Own Eggnog Riot With Our Handy Recipe!
This Holiday, Start Your Own Eggnog Riot With…
This Holiday, Start Your Own Eggnog Riot With Our Handy Recipe!
You probably can't quite get yourself worked up enough over the new Air Jordans to join the bloodthirsty mobs across the nation tearing each other's limbs off under rainstorms of police pepper-spray in order to get hold of some ugly sneakers down at the mall, because that is awful. But did you know that Americans used to hold holiday riots over much more fun things, like eggnog? It's true! In 1826, a group of mischievous West Point cadets smuggled many, many gallons of whiskey into the Academy to make a nice boozed-up eggnog for the Christmas party, just like George Washington