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Pray it's the sound of less famous lesbians revving up their Subarus.

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INTERCEPTED!!!!

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Kaili,

The term is disc golf. Frisbee is a registered trademark of the Wham-O, Inc., and their golf discs are garbage.

INNOVA, Discraft, or GTFO!

No, I'm not holding.

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"I refuse to disclose whether David is present, sir."

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"I'm doing everything right now as if I had a soul."-- Dick "Roboheart" Cheney

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I left my disc golf bag at home this morning . . .

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Horrorshow. Have some mleko.

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How do you play disc golf straight?

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To be fair, every disc-golfer I've ever heard of, including my son, DOES smoke weed. One of my husband's best friends dropped dead of a massive heart attack while playing disc golf. He bequeathed to my husband a massive jar of weed. After the formal funeral they played a round of disc golf and lit one up at the spot he died. ps I keep seeing that spider story on my facebook page in the trending news. I finally had to delete it because there is NO WAY Imma going to look at that story. I have to skip the spider scenes in Lord of the Rings and Hobbit.

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The weed that makes you think 6000 Brown Recluse spiders are coming out of the ceiling and walls? Where is that sold? Asking for a friend.

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Is that a picture of Mount Morerush?

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That's the stuff that's, like, tied to a stick, right?

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Jon Stewart has already sent in a check.

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