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The ratio on that tweet is delicious.

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I put Nat Geo maps on my ceiling. I was a strange child

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" Pfffffft, a day when a member of Trump's inner circle gets indicted is just called 'Tuesday.'"

Sometimes you just have to laugh to keep from crying....

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the guy who wrote his jokes for him?

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he paid $750 in taxes one year, isn't that enough for you people!!??!?!?!?!

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correction, tom brady was not making fun of trump, tom brady was making fun of trump and all the morons who think he won the election

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I'll take rejected losers for 2000.The answer is "pathetitic little man who..."Who is Donald Trump?You didn't let me finish the answer but you are correct.

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You know who else is often rejected by close friends besides heroes? Completely selfish assholes.

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Don’t forget the cold McDonalds

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He also said Tampa's Superbowl win was a better happy ending than Robert Kraft ever got.

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Not the hugest Brady "fan," as I'm a steadfast, yet forlorn, Eagles fan. But the guy knows a little something about winning. And Donald Trump? Not a winner.

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Brilliant Breitbart "journalist".

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Pollak thinks Trump sacrificed more for this country than Joe Biden? That's odd, because I haven't heard anything about any of Trump's kids dying of brain cancer after they served in Iraq, and I haven't heard anything about Biden charging the Secret Service to stay at his hotel and use his golf carts, which is TOTALLY a thing a real billionaire would do.

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Ooh, ooh, just waiting for the day the Milwaukee Bucks, 2021 NBA Champions, get invited to the Biden White House and - ahem - dunk on Trump.

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Thank you - but I was better off not knowing.

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TLDR. Just FUCK the guy, all right?

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