Donald Trump is in Ireland -- the CLASSIEST, YOOGEST ISLAND. How do you greet Donald Trump when he gets off a plane? Do you have Bobbsey Triplets playing violin, harp, and Ariel's mermaid voice, in matching red cocktail dresses and five inch beige heels? No, because you did not think of it first, because you're a fucking dummy who don't know how to properly welcome the world's most important golf-course guy. Good job, DUMMY.
He looks like he's expecting the same reception from these ladies as he gets when he lands in Hawaii. Glad the video stopped before he asked them for a lei.
While Pop Rocks up the vajoobadoo arguably might represent the bubbly tingle all ladies feel when in the presence of The Donald, I think Mentos + Diet Coke similarly situated might be a better representation of how Trump is such a total fountain of class.
The funniest thing about that clip is Chump is picking up the tab for everything. He needs to spend his own money to make himself feel like a big shot.
fire up the mysterymobile!
they should have turned the sprinklers on
Good thing they didn't go with more-suitable Keyboard Cat to play him off, because he would have run off with his vole topper.
He looks like he's expecting the same reception from these ladies as he gets when he lands in Hawaii. Glad the video stopped before he asked them for a lei.
Needs moar Boner Garage..p
While Pop Rocks up the vajoobadoo arguably might represent the bubbly tingle all ladies feel when in the presence of The Donald, I think Mentos + Diet Coke similarly situated might be a better representation of how Trump is such a total fountain of class.
I refuse to visualize Teh Donnie as an Imperator.
Also, too, Bobby Jones libel.
The funniest thing about that clip is Chump is picking up the tab for everything. He needs to spend his own money to make himself feel like a big shot.
Reminds me of Starscream's coronation from "Transformers: The Movie," except with a different ending.
It would've been better if the singer's shoe heels were taller.
Because James Joyce, William Butler Yeats, etc, just aren't good enough.
But it is certainly bad comedy.
Trump's got that part covered.
Whiskey, also.
Craster Libel!!!