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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

fire up the mysterymobile!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they should have turned the sprinklers on

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Good thing they didn't go with more-suitable Keyboard Cat to play him off, because he would have run off with his vole topper.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He looks like he's expecting the same reception from these ladies as he gets when he lands in Hawaii. Glad the video stopped before he asked them for a lei.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Needs moar Boner Garage..p

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

While Pop Rocks up the vajoobadoo arguably might represent the bubbly tingle all ladies feel when in the presence of The Donald, I think Mentos + Diet Coke similarly situated might be a better representation of how Trump is such a total fountain of class.

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bobbert's avatar

I refuse to visualize Teh Donnie as an Imperator.

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bobbert's avatar

Also, too, Bobby Jones libel.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The funniest thing about that clip is Chump is picking up the tab for everything. He needs to spend his own money to make himself feel like a big shot.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Reminds me of Starscream's coronation from "Transformers: The Movie," except with a different ending.

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Lot_49's avatar

It would've been better if the singer's shoe heels were taller.

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Lot_49's avatar

Because James Joyce, William Butler Yeats, etc, just aren't good enough.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But it is certainly bad comedy.

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Jared James's avatar

Trump's got that part covered.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Whiskey, also.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Craster Libel!!!

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