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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

fire up the mysterymobile!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they should have turned the sprinklers on

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Good thing they didn't go with more-suitable Keyboard Cat to play him off, because he would have run off with his vole topper.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He looks like he's expecting the same reception from these ladies as he gets when he lands in Hawaii. Glad the video stopped before he asked them for a lei.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

While Pop Rocks up the vajoobadoo arguably might represent the bubbly tingle all ladies feel when in the presence of The Donald, I think Mentos + Diet Coke similarly situated might be a better representation of how Trump is such a total fountain of class.

bobbert's avatar

I refuse to visualize Teh Donnie as an Imperator.

bobbert's avatar

Also, too, Bobby Jones libel.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The funniest thing about that clip is Chump is picking up the tab for everything. He needs to spend his own money to make himself feel like a big shot.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Reminds me of Starscream's coronation from "Transformers: The Movie," except with a different ending.

Lot_49's avatar

It would've been better if the singer's shoe heels were taller.

Lot_49's avatar

Because James Joyce, William Butler Yeats, etc, just aren't good enough.

Jared James's avatar

Trump's got that part covered.