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It's just science.

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"There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass" is one of the greatest movie lines ever.

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Easy fix, Dave. Stay the hell away from the vaccinated.

Pretty please.

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The Navy didn't teach it that way, but I can see the elegance of your summary!

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Dumbass Hillbilly.

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An unwashed buttplug in his mouth, then.

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A gallon of bleach will sort it out faster.

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Two chips, passing in the night.

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Electric transmission, eh? AC or DC?

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Arnold Stang steals it from Arnold.

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I liked the Davidians a lot better.

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Remember when Christmas tree bulbs were wired in series, so if one went out, they all went out and good luck looking the one (or ones) causing the problem?

Something like that seems to have happened to "Coach"'s brain. I blame the electric transmissions.

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Old sailors.

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Can it be both? At least then we might get some decent music out of it.

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Which was actually Sun Basic, stolen by Gates and sold to a desperate M.I.T.S.

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If I shuffled my feet on the carpet from the living room to the end of the dining room, I could give my sister a one inch spark shock.

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