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Gleep Gleep!'s avatar

"There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass" is one of the greatest movie lines ever.

Maybe's avatar

Easy fix, Dave. Stay the hell away from the vaccinated.

Pretty please.

A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

The Navy didn't teach it that way, but I can see the elegance of your summary!

Clark_Nova's avatar

An unwashed buttplug in his mouth, then.

Clark_Nova's avatar

A gallon of bleach will sort it out faster.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Two chips, passing in the night.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Electric transmission, eh? AC or DC?

Clark_Nova's avatar

Arnold Stang steals it from Arnold.

Clark_Nova's avatar

I liked the Davidians a lot better.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Remember when Christmas tree bulbs were wired in series, so if one went out, they all went out and good luck looking the one (or ones) causing the problem?

Something like that seems to have happened to "Coach"'s brain. I blame the electric transmissions.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

Can it be both? At least then we might get some decent music out of it.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Which was actually Sun Basic, stolen by Gates and sold to a desperate M.I.T.S.

codewalker's avatar

If I shuffled my feet on the carpet from the living room to the end of the dining room, I could give my sister a one inch spark shock.