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True, but you have to add points for getting the tie to the proper "hide his little shame" length.

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You are obviously not in the right jail:

https://www.forbes.com/site...

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Dammit, those pix starting turning into kittens before I could see them all.

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Junior's probably happy because Trump hasn't grabbed his pussy.

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The real problem is these people don't know any better than to go on facebook and conduct themselves as something other than 13-year-olds.

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what is he like 12? Its not working don jr-He only loves Ivanka. It doesn't matter how many pictures you color Daddy doesn't love you.

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I hate to say it, but maybe Drumpf should grow a full beard, just to cover up that giant fuckin' wattle under his chin. It actually improves his face, a little.

You know, Abe Lincoln had a beard. And he was a Republican. Not many people know those things, but I do. So there's president(*) for doing that sort of thing.

(*)Yes, that was deliberate.

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Deservedly forgotten. Unfortunately it'll be a long cool day in hell before anybody is able to forget Trump. Somehow I expect it won't be for lack of trying.

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Whatever doesn't kill you gives you super powers. Probably.

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Why the fuck does he have a beard? And why is it such a shitty beard? Is it supposed to be his toupee just slid down and stuck to his chin? 🤔 Stupid fucking Trump people can't even brag right. Only bearded emoji -> 🎅🏿

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😯😵😵😵😵😵 Well there you go. Men are even more crazy than I thought. Mind you I'm impresse you found that that quickly. #TheInternetOfCrazy

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Excuse me, but please don't take the name of SantaZeus in vain. 🎅🏿⚡️

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If "S" stands for Superman, why does Supertrump have a "T" on his uniform? Also, too, when has Trump ever had a beard? Is that to cover up all the extra chins?

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Just ask Marie Curie or any of those lucky ducks who had jobs painting radium on watch dials.

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His beard would look like the hair on Gollum's head?

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Donnie's such a fucking moron that he has to wear his name on his shirt so that he can remember who he is?

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