Right about now is when we usually have your end of day post for you to comment under. Well, consider this that! Put all your latest hopium and anecdata down there (no, in the comments), and then come back at Polls O’Clock for livebloog, when Evan and perhaps I shall entertain you with our vast store of elegant swears!
Remember: There are more of us than there are of them, and we have spent the last three months watching the syphilitic monkey in his brain die, rot, turn to liquid, and ooze out his ears — and so has the rest of the country, including the low-information friends googling “who is running for president” in the past week … and having the AI answer “Joe Biden.”
Friends, it’s been a GOD DAMN nine years. But as always, we’ve been here through all of it, and we’ll continue to be. I could not feel any better and happier about America continuing to regain the mind it lost for a minute. I have no fears and no qualms. We’re doing it.
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Please hydrate. And see you at 7 eastern!
Let’s do it for Franklin’s grandma!
“ My grandmother voting for Kamala Harris.
Born 1918.
2 years old when the 19th Amendment was ratified.
47 when the Voting Rights Act secured her vote.
Will turn 107 on inauguration day.
She’s lived through it all, and she’s damn sure not going back.”
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Good news! My mammogram results are in, everything looks good for another year, whoo hoo! And my "trick or treat, squeeze my teat!" line to my radiology tech Nicole went over extremely well! She said in her 20+ years of working with mammography (she lost her mom to breast cancer as well), she had NEVER heard that joke, and couldn't wait to share with her coworkers. That made me feel really good! I had a heart monitor on for 24 hours last week as well, so I'm just waiting for the results on that before I can truly relax. But this was good news indeed, so I'll take it!