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Mart's avatar

Would think my lame duck Gov. Howdy Doody could show compassion on his way out. But nope, an asshole to the end.

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Klm808150's avatar

I am guessing that he is a Christian - I hate to bin people but the US Christians are a bunch of folks with very little forgiveness in their hearts when it comes to particular people.

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Nemo's avatar

Christianity has a huge reputational problem, along with Islam and Hinduism. They were ok until they gained the power of the State. It took only about 70 years before Christianity produced Augustine, who invented Original Sin and Predestination. Calvin gave him credit for that last one.

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

Look at the man's ears. Ok that is just shallow, but if you do look, you can see a crust of dried- up clay along his eyelids, from when he was dug up from an early man site. You can tell whoever you like.

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Michael “Mike Dynamo” Bridgett's avatar

"That's the creep I be seeing in my sleep..."

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Elaine Barr's avatar

Why I am so happy to have been born in Canada. Why I will fight with all my might to not have a death penalty in Canada ever again. I do not, as a citizen, have to ever have the burden of killing a person, ugly, nasty, evil, as they may be, I, and my fellow citizens are not that person and we do not need that stain on our “souls” for lack of a better word. Practically Canada stopped it, as policy in 1963. It ended civilly in 1976 (the year I remember). But militarily, not until 1999 (though, as far as I know not used). Do we wish some horrible people to die (we probably do, but, doing the killing, in fact, is something else and the desire to do so is an exercise in understanding why you wish to do so).

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William A. Ferguson's avatar

He stabbed a woman repeatedly and then delivered the coup de grace in her neck.

It was well past time for him to lean into the strike zone and take one for the team.

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Coach Cher's avatar

He's got blood on his hands! NO DEATH PENALTY. Period.

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Dave Zirkle's avatar

Parsons is the ultimate Misery asshole. He is the thing I hate about my extended family that live in that shit hole. That is one reason my dad hauled ass out of Misery and Okie land when he could and came west. The Misery view point is we are killing for your own good so ya"ll can go to god clean. Fuck those ignorant fucks.

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Leonard Birdsong's avatar

looks the part, older and vacuous stare

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Mommadillo's avatar

When ERIC FUCKING GREITENS is more progressive than you are, that says kinda something about you.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Not the entire rest of the world. We are right up there with Russia and China and North Korea etc. Aren't we proud of our barbarism.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

Every time I see this guy, I can imagine his large forehead tattooed with the words, “Racist” and “Murderer”😡

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Devon Williams's avatar

He'd probably pardon Derek Chauvin if he could.

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Ed's avatar

His face looks like a man, but behind it is one of Satan’s minions 🤮.

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ML's avatar

Executing murderers is a good thing, actually.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

We're not allowed to call for the death of the governor even if he is a murderer.

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ML's avatar

Of course you are. And he's not a murderer.

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Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

Which is why the rest of the world has stopped doing it, I suppose? And most of the rest of the world has a lower murder rate than the Excited States.

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ML's avatar

Most Americans are here today because our ancestors thought the way things were done in the Old World was stupid and/or evil.

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marydn's avatar

And they brought the stupid, evil shit with them. But of course they were only destroying the lives of the indigenous people and the African people they stole so you wouldn't give a fuck about that.

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marydn's avatar

Not if they are innocent. Jackass.

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ML's avatar

How many innocent men come home covered in blood with the purse of a murdered woman and tell their girlfriends they killed some one. Where'd you get your law degree? Dindu Nuffin College?

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marydn's avatar

I don't think Wonkette is the place for you Mark. You are clearly a conservative troll who thinks his dick gets bigger when he behaves like an asshole.

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ML's avatar

Substack is a place for right wingers. If I can do anything to make the Woke feel uncomfortable here, then I am doing something, however small, to help my community.

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marydn's avatar

You're not making me uncomfortable. You're making me wish that you grow up and become a decent. productive member of society someday. I doubt it will happen but one can hope. Also your tiny dick energy is screaming with every comment you make.

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ML's avatar

I'm a trans woman. I can't believe you'd body shame me this way!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I loathe and detest the death penalty. If we're going to use it at all, let's use it for traitors, like that orange gasbag. But I don't want him dead. I want him penniless, after having to give up whatever fortune he has left to settle his debts.

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Nemo's avatar

Cadging quarters at some freeway exit. Or hanging out under a bridge with his buddy Roodles, waiting for Godot. Who never comes.

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