Notice the two handed grip, so the non-ghey wedding ring is visible. Also the shirt and tie, 'cause he's doesn't have to wear a name tag on his tunic. But he tries to make up for it with a POS plastic watch from China. He took a chance with the U.S. flag in the photo but hedged with that little Texas one in the logo.
But look at his eyes. His dead, dead eyes. My guess is his campaign manager's body will never be found.
Yet another &quot;conservative&quot; failing to realize <em><a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/texans-elect-gun,874\/" target="_blank">The Onion</a></em> is a satirical publication, not a newspaper.
Assassinated...with votes!
Absolutely, everything has to be bigger and better in Texas!
Guns and Texas, from Waco to wacko.
*facedesk*
Notice the two handed grip, so the non-ghey wedding ring is visible. Also the shirt and tie, &#039;cause he&#039;s doesn&#039;t have to wear a name tag on his tunic. But he tries to make up for it with a POS plastic watch from China. He took a chance with the U.S. flag in the photo but hedged with that little Texas one in the logo.
But look at his eyes. His dead, dead eyes. My guess is his campaign manager&#039;s body will never be found.
Yep: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_War_on_Terror...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Yes. It says so right on his site.
He was quite the clever Marine ossifer to volunteer for Vietnam at the point when we were already pulling out.
Well there&#039;s guns egg sausage and guns, that&#039;s not got much guns in it.
Hence his winning a second term this election.
Yet another &quot;conservative&quot; failing to realize <em><a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/texans-elect-gun,874\/" target="_blank">The Onion</a></em> is a satirical publication, not a newspaper.
<i>&ldquo;I was in Vietnam, and I will let you have guns!&rdquo;</i>
it&rsquo;s a tale told by a winger, full of Reagan and Wolverines, signifying nothing.
Meh, Berlin airlift or something. Build the dang wall!