Help us buy Doktor Zoom what? A PONY? No. Just help us buy Doktor Zoom. If you, the Wonkers, buy Doktor Zoom for us, we promise to brush him and feed him and walk him every day . Just think about all the things you could make Zoom do if you owned him your very own self. You could tell him to dance, and he would dance! You could yell at him for sammiches, and he would make you sammiches! We figure, on the real, a living wage (in Idaho, lucky us!) and bennies and healthcare nonsense come to a WALLOPING $60 thousand for the year. Do we have $60 thousand? OF COURSE NOT, DON'T BE RIDICULOSE. But it could be ever so much worse. Dok could live in a city with running water and electricity, instead of the wilds of Boise, where we are pretty sure he grows his own root vegetables out back of the privy.
No, we'd have to be way more annoying to be PBS. I think we're either the twofer glassware giveaway at your local Shell station, or else Etsy.
Is that Patrick T. Tierney Attorney At Law?
No, we'd have to be way more annoying to be PBS. I think we're either the twofer glassware giveaway at your local Shell station, or else Etsy.
and you know, they grow up to be really BIG dragons.
that's an awesome blast from the past.
thx editrix (and i will be happy to contribute to zoom feed if i ever get a job...)
on the plus side, he could probably kick Rafalca's ass
more of a baked sale...
Wait a minute! Let's get back to this topless car wash thingy- FOCUS PEOPLE!!1!
I went to a topless car wash.
They filled up my convertible with soapy water.
Health insurance is kinda expensive. Can I drop it and have Dok treat my lumbago?
we've turned into PBS
scientist hair or GTFO!
let's hope so...
How much to feed him, 30 cents a day? Does that make the editrix Sally Struthers?
if it stays up for more than 4 hours call Dok
Does he do windows?
6 months later and he gets a one-way trip down the loo and ends up living with the gators in the sewer