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Heresy! Marinara is the one TRUE sauce!!!

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I has a disappoint. If I had seen the picture without reading any of this, I would have thought it was of a young Stephen Fry.

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"Nebraska" spelled backwards and hyphenated is "<a href="http:\/\/www.ak-sar-ben.com\/" target="_blank">Ak-Sar-Ben</a>." This is an important thing to know about Nebraska, as it has its own "World Wide Web site."

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I'm really getting tired of these tiresome guys. I guess they consider that a win.

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So everyone is a law unto themselves. That makes for a functioning society.

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They grow 'em big and dumb out on the plains...

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<i>Sasse daughter:...He doesn't like Obamacare. He's read it and he wants to repeal it. Other daughter: We never bring up politics at the dinner table. We hate it when Daddy uses all those bad words.</i>

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Pray for opposing candidates won't work unless God has valid voter ID. Asking the teevee for a horse has a shot at success. Who's your god now little girls?

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New Ted Cruz? Pfft...I never wanted the old Ted Cruz.

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