The world is ending this weekend ...or is it? Because of some billboards put up by crazy fundamentalist doomsayers, an "Internet Meme" has spread around the Internet about an alleged apocalyptic event here on Earth this Saturday, May 21.
Somehow or the other I had a guide to post-Y2K life by the Utne Reader. It struck a weird balance between earnestness and paranoia that made for a hilarious post-Y2K read.
My hand to Gawd, a local TV "news" show just announced a segment on "What to do during the Zombie Apocalypse". Hell is full, and the Stoopid walk the Earth.
Thought I&#039;d throw <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/rebeccafridayrapture.png" target="_blank">this</a> out there again. And <a href="http:\/\/www.raptureready.com\/lbl\/left-behind.html" target="_blank">this</a>.
The guy who wrote those &quot;Left Behind&quot; books (LeHaye?) is trying to distance himself from this whole carnival, according to HuffPost. Seems he&#039;s afraid he may be somehow lumped together with a bunch of crazy people.
And if they are swept away, it will be ironic proof that God really loves us.
Somehow or the other I had a guide to post-Y2K life by the Utne Reader. It struck a weird balance between earnestness and paranoia that made for a hilarious post-Y2K read.
My hand to Gawd, a local TV &quot;news&quot; show just announced a segment on &quot;What to do during the Zombie Apocalypse&quot;. Hell is full, and the Stoopid walk the Earth.
Jesus flies Air France? I think not.
That&#039;s the trick, you see: they&#039;ll still be here. <i>And</i> they&#039;ll be serioulsy pissed off.
I dunno ... do the zombies ring your doorbell and try to convince you to get with the rapturuous zombification program?
Back of the line, dude. The million of us were here first.
&quot;Shonda, shmonda. Talk to my boss.&quot;
Thought I&#039;d throw <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/rebeccafridayrapture.png" target="_blank">this</a> out there again. And <a href="http:\/\/www.raptureready.com\/lbl\/left-behind.html" target="_blank">this</a>.
What about the people on the Space Shuttle?
The pope?
You know who and what else is NOT in the bible?
Al Gore and recycling?
Loaves and brains.
You can&#039;t forget the pick-up trucks.
The guy who wrote those &quot;Left Behind&quot; books (LeHaye?) is trying to distance himself from this whole carnival, according to HuffPost. Seems he&#039;s afraid he may be somehow lumped together with a bunch of crazy people.