The ratings for the network television programme "Mister Trump's Funtimes Band of Drug Addicts With Assorted Levels of Brain Damage" must be in le shitter, again, because it is once more time for the quadrennial favorite, "Donald Trump pretends he is running for president, again, to gin up some wan interest in his stupid repetitive ball of bullshit and nonsense."
I make it a rule in my life to always hesitate to agree with Karl Rover, but this time I think he nailed it.
Donald Chump, if he ran for Federal office, would have to sign a financial disclosure form under penalty of perjury.
In other words, he'd have to admit to the world he has a lot less money than he's been claiming for the past, oh, twenty years or so. Remember when he said he owned the Empire State Building?
Everyone loved the movie Ratatouille, with the cute little rat sitting on the guy's head guiding him toward greatness, so why wouldn't it apply to Donald Trump?
Well, with Chris Christie pissing off half the base by dissing a different beloved flop-haired moron (Rand Paul), the door's open for Trump to show us his amazing skill at FAIL once more.
Said at the time of Jim Traficant's trial "Never trust a politician who wears a hairpiece. If he lies about his hair, who knows what else he will lie about?"
...if you have a hard time deciding between running for president or starring in your own shitty TV show, I'm pretty sure that you are not cut out to be the the Commander and chief of the most powerful country in the world!
<em><strong>&quot;I guess I will run for President, I don&#039;t have anything else better to do!&quot;</strong></em>
I make it a rule in my life to always hesitate to agree with Karl Rover, but this time I think he nailed it.
Donald Chump, if he ran for Federal office, would have to sign a financial disclosure form under penalty of perjury.
In other words, he&#039;d have to admit to the world he has a lot less money than he&#039;s been claiming for the past, oh, twenty years or so. Remember when he said he owned the Empire State Building?
Ain&#039;t never gonna happen. Nev. Er.
yeah, i&#039;ll be using this all weekend.
cheers!
Can we do like Peggy Noonan and just recycle our old Trump jokes so we can start drinking sooner?
That thing in his hair is the same yellow fish thing on Ann Romney&#039;s shirt. I know it and can prove it.
Dick Cheney has an alibi, of course?
Any wonktards care to speculate on Mr. Trump&#039;s Dream Cabinet?
Everyone loved the movie Ratatouille, with the cute little rat sitting on the guy&#039;s head guiding him toward greatness, so why wouldn&#039;t it apply to Donald Trump?
Well, the Italians elected Berlusconi enough times. Of course they go through governments like crap through a goose.
It&#039;ll be the classiest, yooogest Cabinet evah!
Pat Paulsen?
<blockquote>The real estate mogul says he has already put $1 million toward researching how he could win the nomination.</blockquote>
We get the reality show hosts we deserve.
Well, with Chris Christie pissing off half the base by dissing a different beloved flop-haired moron (Rand Paul), the door&#039;s open for Trump to show us his amazing skill at FAIL once more.
Said at the time of Jim Traficant&#039;s trial &quot;Never trust a politician who wears a hairpiece. If he lies about his hair, who knows what else he will lie about?&quot;
...if you have a hard time deciding between running for president or starring in your own shitty TV show, I&#039;m pretty sure that you are not cut out to be the the Commander and chief of the most powerful country in the world!
<em><strong>&quot;I guess I will run for President, I don&#039;t have anything else better to do!&quot;</strong></em>
...<strong>Trump/Zimmerman 2016!!!</strong>
Newt?
(There&#039;s so many correct answers)