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fuflans's avatar

woahhhh! what have you done to earn those points???

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fuflans's avatar

i am white but i am also packing canadian citizenship.

i claim immunity.

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fuflans's avatar

what IS it with these republican women and the crazy eyes? i mean really, that's exactly the bachmann gaze. and very nearly the same direction.

i guess you really do need a picture in the attic to marry one of those bleached out tools.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, I'm sure they get hooked up with the snow pussy without necessarily leaving Petropavlovsk.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I'll no longer cast my pearls before swine."

The only appropriate response is "Snort!"

Jagoffs like these is what the "unfriend" button is for.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He was following up on an email he got, about "Hot Russian Sheep looking for American men."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think panic is setting in ... they realize that Mitt ain't gonna release his tax returns, because "I'm running for president, for Pete's sake!" -- and that they're stuck with him.

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PubOption's avatar

Is that Creeping Sharia in the photo? I thought she would wear a burka.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...go snow sheep hunting in Russia."</i>

I guess American sheep aren't good enough for him. Traitor!

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SullivanSt's avatar

This Agema guy is giving me agita.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Have you seen his picture? He's white on white all by himself.

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schmannity's avatar

And big liars too.

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schmannity's avatar

"He also skipped a budget vote to go snow sheep hunting in Russia. Yes, you read that correctly, he went to Russia to hunt sheep." Maybe he's already dated all the sheep in the upper and lower peninsulas.

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bobbert's avatar

Now, now, it can't be terror if <i>we</i> do it.

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ValiumNation's avatar

"I think the hardship is negligible." —State Rep. David Agema, supporting cutting out the clothing allowance for poor children without parents.

Another Republican serving the public. Makes one proud it does!

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