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chezmoi's avatar

Wharton, especially.

chezmoi's avatar

Deeply poetic. I've just downloaded the book.

Swampay's avatar

Somewhere the ghost of Walter Cronkite is weeping

Swampay's avatar

Everything you really need to know about life is in Cat's Cradle.

Khavrinen's avatar

"just in time for whatever comes after Boxing Day, we have a tale of Dickensian fuckery!"

Side note to the CEOs of most giant corporations: If you think "A Christmas Carol" is so popular because of what a great guy Ebeneezer Scrooge starts out as, you're reading it wrong.

CATMAN's avatar

And IckyStickyRicky Santorum**according to Bob Kerry "That's Latin for asshole"

Shartiblartfat's avatar

Nah. I believe Uncle Walt saw all of this coming, and tried to warn us. Now he's laughing at us.

Mysterious  Masked  Wrestler's avatar

I wish there'd been fire and fury, it might have actually been entertaining. The modern equivalent is hypocritical optimism and positivism; "this is the really fun part", etc, when they're literally announcing layoffs.

Mysterious  Masked  Wrestler's avatar

"It's like having a tech startup culture meet a legacy corporate culture"So that's like two different people shitting in a blender, more or less

Querolous's avatar

Disqus was just acquired by Zeta Global, which seems to have mixed employee reviews. I don't expect any improvements. https://www.glassdoor.com/R...

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

He uses ZEG'S training routine.

JohnC44's avatar

And that, kids, is how a Stooly is made.

rtpoeman's avatar

Earl Sinclair would like to have a word with you.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

Whats that?Posing for the camera whilst looking like a complete fucktard?