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chezmoi's avatar

Wharton, especially.

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chezmoi's avatar

Deeply poetic. I've just downloaded the book.

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Swampay's avatar

Somewhere the ghost of Walter Cronkite is weeping

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Swampay's avatar

Everything you really need to know about life is in Cat's Cradle.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"just in time for whatever comes after Boxing Day, we have a tale of Dickensian fuckery!"

Side note to the CEOs of most giant corporations: If you think "A Christmas Carol" is so popular because of what a great guy Ebeneezer Scrooge starts out as, you're reading it wrong.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

And poop cruises.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"It's a Major Award!"

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CATMAN's avatar

And IckyStickyRicky Santorum**according to Bob Kerry "That's Latin for asshole"

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Shartiblartfat's avatar

Nah. I believe Uncle Walt saw all of this coming, and tried to warn us. Now he's laughing at us.

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Mysterious  Masked  Wrestler's avatar

I wish there'd been fire and fury, it might have actually been entertaining. The modern equivalent is hypocritical optimism and positivism; "this is the really fun part", etc, when they're literally announcing layoffs.

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Mysterious  Masked  Wrestler's avatar

"It's like having a tech startup culture meet a legacy corporate culture"So that's like two different people shitting in a blender, more or less

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Querolous's avatar

Disqus was just acquired by Zeta Global, which seems to have mixed employee reviews. I don't expect any improvements. https://www.glassdoor.com/R...

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

He uses ZEG'S training routine.

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JohnC44's avatar

And that, kids, is how a Stooly is made.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Earl Sinclair would like to have a word with you.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

Whats that?Posing for the camera whilst looking like a complete fucktard?

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