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SpideySenser's avatar

Because what proud Kamikaze is afraid of a couple of ya-hoos in Nebraska with 22s?

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

I iknow, OT and old comment, but still, what is up with comments looking like this? I use adblock on Opera browser/win7, is there any way I can make comments read properly without all the gobbledigoo?

Jared James's avatar

Look, she's a good taxpayer. It's not like she was selling loose cigarettes to evade an excise stamp.

Jared James's avatar

Not to break the riff, but those were engineers, not MPs. They went in heavily armed with shovels and band-aids, but probably five of them had sidearms, if that many.

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She probably could have gotten off a free shot or two, what with being <i>extra</i> white.

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"Remember that the next time you book a vacation."

Maybe we should buy one-way tickets.

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I'm pretty sure it was the well-regulated militia that did them in.

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Yeah, about that . . . You'll never guess which are the top two European countries in levels of death by firearms.

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They also lead Europe in gun-related killings (of the not-so-well-regulated sort.)

Lefty Mark's avatar

According to the report, she was interrupted as she was trying to take a powder.

Incoming Ham's avatar

The Bill of Rights is only "in order" when it agrees with something they want to do.

bobbert's avatar

Are either of you Hiro Protaganist?

WA Bishop's avatar

Best. Makeup sex. EVER.

bobbert's avatar

The Hills Are Alive with the sound of gunshots....