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SpideySenser's avatar

Because what proud Kamikaze is afraid of a couple of ya-hoos in Nebraska with 22s?

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

I iknow, OT and old comment, but still, what is up with comments looking like this? I use adblock on Opera browser/win7, is there any way I can make comments read properly without all the gobbledigoo?

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Jared James's avatar

Look, she's a good taxpayer. It's not like she was selling loose cigarettes to evade an excise stamp.

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Jared James's avatar

Not to break the riff, but those were engineers, not MPs. They went in heavily armed with shovels and band-aids, but probably five of them had sidearms, if that many.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

She probably could have gotten off a free shot or two, what with being <i>extra</i> white.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Remember that the next time you book a vacation."

Maybe we should buy one-way tickets.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm pretty sure it was the well-regulated militia that did them in.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah, about that . . . You'll never guess which are the top two European countries in levels of death by firearms.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They also lead Europe in gun-related killings (of the not-so-well-regulated sort.)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

According to the report, she was interrupted as she was trying to take a powder.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

The Bill of Rights is only "in order" when it agrees with something they want to do.

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bobbert's avatar

Are either of you Hiro Protaganist?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Best. Makeup sex. EVER.

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bobbert's avatar

The Hills Are Alive with the sound of gunshots....

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