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"The earliest use of tea leaves was for medicinal drinks, something else it has in common with rum, although both are now drunk extensively for pleasure."

I like to think they serve a dual purpose in my case.

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Fingers, toes and eyes crossed. My vote is in. I solidarity with the ladies, I'm not saying who I voted for.

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So Epstein's incriminating photos of Trump were kept in his safe, the contents of which the FBI seized in 2019 ... and which haven't been seen or heard of since. https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-showed-pics-of-donald-trump-with-topless-young-women-claims-author-michael-wolff/

Remember who was Attorney General in 2019? Pepperidge Farms remembers!

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I like coconut.

I like butter.

I like rum.

I like cake.

What to do?

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See if you have a custom bakery in range.

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As someone of Anglo-Indian descent, I approve of this use of tea.

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I'm not usually a baker. Soon, I'm a baker. Time to get out my scales (I love scales).

I can make some caramel though. And marshmallows, because they're fun to make.

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WOW! These are, indeed, cakes we like.

Beautiful stuff, Cakes.

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Thanks for the delicious looking recipes. I will now have to buy a bundt cake pan (I thought I had one). I have a question about the coconut rum though, why NOT Malibu? I am open to finding other coconut rums but Malibu is more widely available.

I am very much looking forward to seeing Kamala Harris sworn in as the very first female US president!

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Koloa is the one I've been looking for, but our county's ABC division doesn't stock it, so I'm looking at Muddy River, Belmont Estate, or Blue Chair Bay. Blue Chair Bay seems decently regarded, and because it's Kenny Chesney's brand it should be very widely available I would think (the liquor store is FULL of celebrity tequila brands, por exemplo).

All of those seem to be held in higher regard than Bacardi, and I'm not a coconut rum afficionado but I don't want to ruin a perfectly good cake recipe either. I am a tequila afficionado, so I'm fully into the research but still hobbled by the shitty NC ABC system. May have to drop down to SC if I can't find anything decent.

Just like the "don't cook with any wine you won't drink", I don't want to bake with anything that I can't finish out by making good cocktails. Else it gets the sink drain.

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Makes sense. I could only get Malibu for the longest time (I’m in Canada) so I used it in Pina Coladas. But I will check our liquor store to see if someone else is making a coconut rum.

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I guess the takeaway here is that Malibu isn't actually coconut rum, it's a mixture of white rum and coconut liqueur (coconut liqueur with a rum base?). Hopefully your local fellow Canadians have expanded their palates and you can find some proper coconut rum.

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Our government run liquor store has Malibu and Bacardi Coconut Rum, that’s it. I will check out the private liquor stores (who have a more eclectic selection) and see what they have when I go to town.

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Given that info, I'd get the Bacardi and go make a cake. It's an actual coconut rum, so that's the proper product for the cake.

We only have government liquor stores in our state, so we also have to work within the bounds of "take what we can get", but we're on the edge of a city so the selection is somewhat okay depending on the category.

Now if I can just find some f'ing poppy seed hot dog buns so I can make Chicago-style hot dogs, I'd be doing something.....

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You should try making them yourself. We made sourdough hot dog buns and hamburger buns, WAAY too good.

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Malibu is the Ripple of flavored rums. Bacardi coconut rum is full proof (70) and not full of sugar - and it should be readily available.

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Malibu is not rum. Ask Hooper for more information.

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These look amazing, Cakes!

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During Helena, I lost my car (2002 Buick Century) to flooding. The insurance company gave me $2,700. I paid $2,500 for it 6 years ago. I found a 2002 Buick Century, same color, same interior with 40,000 less miles for $2,600. I'm happy.

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Same half a joint in the ashtray…HEY! Wait a minute!!!

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So glad it worked out! We lost a Honda Prelude to Harvey, storm surge submerged it. We got a couple of grand from the insurance which helped me snag a 5 speed Cadillac CTS. I drove it for years, it was a fun car with a great ride.

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That's doing disaster capitalism right!

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Vote to never have to speak his dumb name or the names of his failsons ever again. Make them stay in the shadows with only Lil Marco Manservant Rubio *edit: and PDiddy* for company.

USA! USA! USA!

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I hope they took away his guns.

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I must note C&L seems to have plagiarized Wonkette phraseology, e.g. "He seems nice."

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#NotEnoughFelonies

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"... of St. Clair Shores, Michigan, an angry Trump supporter,"

What other kind is there?

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Enjoy prison asshole.

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The Deposed Despot is scared shitless. I watched a recent Meidas Touch upload remarking on Drumpfenfuehrer's rally today in Pennsylvania and the frantic fascist is spouting all kinds of volatile, incredulous, shit-disturbing rhetoric. He had abadoned his speech and stated he was doing "the weave" and quite a bit of it really, REALLY made me angry.

He is attempting to incite violent dissention. I have to snicker with a certain measure of satisfaction knowing that he and his deluded minions fail to respect the fact that Handsome Joe and his exceedingly capable advisors have every contingency covered.

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He is inciting violence. And I hope the Hon. Juan Merchan is paying attention as well as the DA in the hush money case. When he loses on Tuesday he needs to be locked up. He doesn't need to be free for his attorneys to do their thing. And then Cannon needs to be taken off the documents case so he can be tried and found guilty. And I would love for him to also face charges and prison time for 01/06/21.

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