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mermcoelho's avatar

Yum!

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Zap's avatar

Took the word right out of my mouth : )

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

lol - kept for three days. not in our house!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

yum.

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Lil Snot's avatar

May i suggest a 'cookies and cream' version, using Nabisco Famous Wafers (NOT Oreos - too sweet)? Or just go totally decadent and replace the white chocolate with bittersweet chocolate as well.

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Denis's avatar

I thought they discontinued the famous wafers last year.

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Lil Snot's avatar

They're still in my store. Although I want to go check again RIGHT NOW!

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Lil Snot's avatar

ARRRGH! You're right. Goddammit! Why can't we have nice things?

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Zap's avatar

PAB.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

I've already suggested to a few people that a possible alternative would be to divide the cheesecake mix into 2 or 3 and use a different chocolate in each then fold them together on the base to make a marbled chocolate cheesecake.

You could then decorate with Chantilly cream and cherries, or strawberries.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Do you have Famous Wafers in the UK? If not I will mail you some. They are excellent for store-bought.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

It's not a brand I'm familiar with. We might have something similar though.

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Lil Snot's avatar

They are plain, thin dark chocolate wafers, not very sweet. You can just layer them with whipped cream, lay them on their sides to form a cake alike rectangle, frost the whole thing in more whipped cream, let it sit in the fridge for a couple of hours --Voila! ice Box cake!

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eliz_'s avatar

I have been waiting for this since you shared the teaser, Nicola! I do not like sweets, but I do love a sliver of cheesecake now and then again - it is what I ask for when we "celebrate" my birthday (it's usually just a normal meal and the cheesecake - when you have a birthday that falls between Christmas and New Year's, you adapt early on to a birthday not being an event of any matter).

I will have to try this at some point - maybe not until the summer at the rate we are going in our household - because I am NOT a baker, but I think I could totally do this one. Even if I fail, it will be good enough for the kids to think I am awesome. :)

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Cakes We Like's avatar

There aren't many places you could mess this one up, the only places I can think of are in the measurements, or burning the chocolate whilst melting it.

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eliz_'s avatar

I will put this one on a list of things to make with my daughter. She really like baking (mostly from mixes - don't hate me!), but she needs some check-ins even on the measurements sometimes due to her being dyslexic. I have a few other things I need to order and think that buying a kitchen scale will actually help her relative to the "1/3 cup" that we ran into an issue with previously. A direct measurement of grams is SO MUCH MORE CLEAR.

We will let you know how it goes, but it won't be for a while. Thank you for this! :)

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Is there anything I can do to help make the recipes easier for her to read? Maybe putting the measurements in bold with spacing between the numbers so they don't seem to switch places when she looks at them? Or are you writing them down for later use?

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Even this baking-averse Goat could make this one! Thanks, Cakes.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Looks delicious!

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

I'm still working my way through the gluten-free polenta almond cake recipes I found (did the blueberry lemon last week, still have an orange, an applesauce, and a burnt lemon rosemary to go), but this is definitely on the list!

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Just get yourself a gluten free cookie for the base and you should be good to go.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

That's what I figured! Although I'm more gluten-restricted than truly intolerant, so the small amount of crust on this would probably be okay.

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Oy!'s avatar

David Frum always looks like he is just coming off a drunk – sort of a Ray Milland "Lost Weekend" kind of thing – the "unshaven (but not really a beard)", the tired eyes, the mournful hangdog expression. Weird.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Mud mud mud. And wind and ran and mud. Oh gods, so much mud!

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Perfect weather to stay inside and eat cheesecake.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Sounds like Oregon. Lol

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GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

We're about 2 months out from mud season and the supply chain problems with mud never affected Vermont. It's mostly in cryopac at the moment onsite, everywhere.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

We share the same hell.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Not much wind here right now (thank Sagan, b/c I was fucking terrified of that last night and worried a tree in my backyard would fall down).

Lots and lots of rain, and I have to go out in it in a bit to drive my partner to work. It's only about a half mile away, but I hate driving even under pristine conditions, let alone when it's storming and the streets are flooded and people drive like wild fucking animals and make zero changes to their driving to account for road conditions. :( :(

Stay safe!

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ShrillKitty's avatar

I'm sorry, *recent*?

Isn't that a box for a VCR tape?

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HooverVilles's avatar

Good observation. The photo is indeed recent. The box is a KODAK branded VHS tape box. It is a relic of my days working at KODAK and was intentionally placed there for this image.

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MrEes's avatar

In ROC???

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MrEes's avatar

Hi, neighbor! The Ms. did her time at Xerox. I did a couple of documentation contracts back in the 80s at the Eastman Kodak Co., and, obviously, still remember some parts of the style guide.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

The eyes have it.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Those Jewish space lasers haven't got anything on the vivid feline gaze.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

lol. You beat me to it, Skepti!

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HooverVilles's avatar

Blast from the past Brane Klenzer.

Check the eyes.

https://substack.com/profile/157525103-hoovervilles/note/c-48823426?r=2lsb5b

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bluePNWcats's avatar

I found a whole passel of baby Onyx pics the other day:

https://substack.com/profile/27438472-bluepnwcats/note/c-48702250?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=gc3ns

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ziggywiggy's avatar

So damn cute!

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bluePNWcats's avatar

He was such a cute tiny little baby. 😻

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Much handsome! Such whiskers!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Wait till you see the changes I made to the poster for Bohemian Rhapsody. I decided to make it a Where's Axl? x 12. I've put 12 different Axl pics into it, I faded some of them so they can be a little hard to see.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Love it!

Will you let me know here when you email me the new movie posters? I’m still terrible about checking emails.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Yes I will, you should have February already(except for the new Where's Axl x 12) I have just started working on March. On the 16th we hit 100 movie nights!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

YaY!!

Let me know if you need new content, also too.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I definitely need new pics!

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NatalyaResists's avatar

He is so handsome. I love those fancy white whiskers against the black background.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Huh. Coulda sworn that was the "I won't eat you today, human" face.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Bear would never eat me, he can't, he's a gummy Bear, no teeth!

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bluePNWcats's avatar

😂 gummy bear. 😻❣️

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Bear wears an inverted valentine on his nose and loves you back.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I love that heart!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

probably related, the German word for placenta is "Mutterkuchen" or "mother-cake."

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Sometimes this recipe hub takes a dark dietary turn.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

biology, as well as the German language, are weird.

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EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, that is so Beowulf.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

lmao. I can't.

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Vermicious Kid, RN's avatar

It’s perfect studying weather, but both dogs are pouting that I won’t let them join me as I’m parked on the couch. I can’t have them sit next to me because they WILL step on my textbooks. God, tough life for these gremlins.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Why are you even allowed?!?!

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Cakes We Like's avatar

I've taken to stealing my husband's computer for my studies, mainly for the desk. Of course at least one of the cats will still come and shove his butt in my face whilst I'm trying to study. I swear doing that must be part of the Feline Constitution.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

For those looking forward to retirement it is largely as promised. You'll have plenty of time with your fellow olds to catch-up on the weather and to compare ailments.

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Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

As The Bard said:

Last scene of all,

That ends this strange eventful history,

Is second childishness and mere oblivion;

Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Now with extra MOLES and TAGS!

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beebo jr's avatar

and yell at young people.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

"GET OFF GALLBLADDER'S LAWN!"

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beebo jr's avatar

crikey, i'd hate to see what HE'D do to me!

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IMPOed's avatar

... and clouds.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

But is there still time to complain about “youths these days?”

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Richard S's avatar

Always.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I find when I run into a fellow Old the first order of business is "the organ recital".

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Carstonio's avatar

I just hope that in retirement, I don’t become a Fox News Grump, or worse, being in a retirement community populated by grumps.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I've been retired for over five years, and the only time I see Fox News is when I channel surf past it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But you don't live in The Villages.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Indeed I do not.

I am not a number, I am a human being! (runs off, pursued by a Rover)

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Phried Ω's avatar

I still don't like Lawrence Welk and Champagne Music. When is that supposed to happen?

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wavicles's avatar

Substitute Inglebert Humperdink and see if it helps.

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Phried Ω's avatar

I'm still trying to appreciate Patti Page. It's not working.

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wavicles's avatar

There is no try, only do.

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GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

I could have sworn we were told to move on to the next point on the continuum; Seals & Croft and Miller High Life.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Just wait until they fire up the bubble machine!

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wavicles's avatar

Wow, just like I'm dreaming it'll be! Do we all have coffee-breath too?

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Marty Smit's avatar

Multiple early AM bathroom trips, if you drink anything after 4 pm.

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wavicles's avatar

Got that now! I'm almost ready! Got the aches'n pains, got the failing eyes'n ears...

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JustPixelz's avatar

And telling the yutes, "When I was your age..."

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agony's avatar

I do a fair amount of "when I was your age" but it all boils down to "When I was your age, it sucked unless you were a straight white man. Misogyny and racism and homophobia, back then it was official. And everything was inconvenient. There is no such thing as the good old days". Of course, in a lot of ways it sucks now, too, but at least you don't have to break your neck trying to get to the bank before three on a Friday afternoon if you wanted any money for the weekend.

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Lil Snot's avatar

THIS.

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wavicles's avatar

Helmets?! Why, the only guy wearin' one o'those was Evel Knievel!

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EyeQueue's avatar

I doubt I'll ever be able to retire. I'll probably have to work until I drop. :(

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

And reminisce over those fabulous 50s, 60s, and 70s.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

You kids don't know what music is!

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