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Dee Whitman's avatar

"Love the prayer hands emojis on jD Vance’s prayer text. Because these are grownups."

Alleged grownups participating n the most serious business adults can engage in: deciding to end the lives of others. The use of emojis by these clowns is just one more indication of how immature, unsuitable, and warped they are.

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kmblue187's avatar

The Atlantic is "continuing to be more careful about American national security than any talking dildo in the Trump administration."

Dammit, Evan! But at least this time I managed NOT to spill my coffee.

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Synical's avatar

These fuckups are what you get when the only qualifications you need are party loyalty at all costs, racist leanings, and the ability to project your guilt as the other sides fault.

Trump probably twisted his panties into knots trying to figure out how to blame this on "cause DEI, or Biden" and had to use his standard fallback of blame the fake news and slander anyone involved not playing for his team.

3 and 3/4 more years of this shit. I'm already exhausted. 😮‍💨

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. How many of them have Russia and China read? AOT, K.

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"M"'s avatar

Rachel said those two countries are in the active attempt to recruit disgruntled U.S. federal workers as we speak

😖

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T L Mills's avatar

😱😢

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boo radley's avatar

I'm trying to imagine being the troops actually carrying out these missions and I am not liking what I would be feeling.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Even given the comedic richness of this Human Centipede worthy cacafest and cocktangle of drunken dipshittery, godbothering bloodthirstiness…was the martyred jihadist really visiting a girlfriend or was she just a friend who happened to be a girl?…a hilarious article and the MacNamara paraphrase was the cherry in the Manhattan

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I demand that the NYT, FOX, WAPO, OAN and every news organization in U.S. America now ask Sir at Every Opportunity "Why didn't you declassify those documents with your mind?"

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"M"'s avatar

Fox will never

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Will any of them?

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"M"'s avatar

"NYT, FOX, WAPO, OAN"

Not in this list, I don't think

Not under current "management"

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Eureka's avatar

I am thinking of Michael Scott texting his topless Jan photo to packaging@ dunder-miffin.com.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Anonymous smears!

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Dogfather's avatar

Are you are grown-up person? Do you use emojis in communicating with other grown-up people? Why?

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T L Mills's avatar

Yep...sometimes I do; because I'm retired and I can. I don't have to be a serious grown-up any more.😏😜

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

These folks are learning on the job. Just give them another 10 years or so, and they should be able to figure out not to discuss current war plans with random people.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Just give them another 10 years or so and they'll be wondering why their bunker is out of potable water.

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

Rock and roll, Houthi preview!!!

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Y'know guys, this group is starting to make "The Thick of It" look like a drama...

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I see Top Secret Emojis were used during the 'chat". Fuckin' A! do I fell better now!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

party of personal responsibility for everyone but themselves - this is what it looks like when mean stupid arrogant people are put in charge of anything

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"M"'s avatar

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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Hank Napkin's avatar

There oughta be consequences! Sir said so!! ( About the ladies, but still... )

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Chris's avatar

Super disappointing that these idiots have the support of the Idiot In Chief such that they can just blatantly lie about literally everything and have it working. This is "dog covered in feathers calmly sitting next to ruined pillows" level stuff. "Child covered in paint telling you they did not open the paints."

I hate how fucking stupid everything is now.

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