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I never heard of Thought Catalog before today. Thanks Wonkette, for introducing me to appears to be the <strike> Neiman Marcus </strike> Walmart of vapidity.

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In the olden times, you had to buy a soapbox and stand on a street corner to make your opinion heard. Most people would ignore you. Some would throw things. And still, you could only get your ravings heard by maybe a thousand people, on a good corner. Isn't technology wonderful?

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Especially chickens, and by that I mean underage chicks.

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<i>When thoughts are catalogued only catalogues will think. </i>

Oscar Wilde

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It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!™

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The best Amazons are the self-aware ones.

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<i>The bar is extremely low for becoming an approved Thought Catalog contributor — “basically just email us,” according to Lavergne — and then you can publish whatever you want.</i>

Hey there, Thought Crapalot -- that's what we call "comments" here on Wonkette. At least, it's what we <i>would</i> call them. Sorta different from "published contributions", for which you are at least nominally responsible.

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More like the 99-cent store of vapidity.

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Really? And here I thought they just made stufff up.

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