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I think they're burritos de niño. Sometimes they have them at the taco truck on the corner.

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Totally feeling you there.

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We know that this has not happened yet because it is too dismal to contemplate, correct?

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She loves her some federal dollars.

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I'm surprised that the new president of mexico hasn't locked up every drunk american tourist at the cabo wabo so they can do a prisoner exchange for all of their toddlers

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Is it just me, or has Cohen's neck and jawline in that pic been photoshopped to be less overstuffed?

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Every single person involved with this should burn in a thousand agonizing hells for all eternity. Commenting rules prohibit me from suggesting anything further about the how, when, and where such a journey should be arranged for them.

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but...but... Wall? Why, why have you failed us, WALL?https://www.yahoo.com/gma/l...

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Your Department of Homeland Purity, or it's formal name the Schutzstaffel, which we like to shorten to "SS", at work.

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No he'd just hire another Stormy Daniels.

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The next President should determine the identities of everyone involved in this mess and direct the FBI to black bag every one of them in the middle of the night and put them on planes to the Hague before anyone even notices they're missing.

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I'm beginning to think she didn't break her hip and pelvis in a bicycling accident. I bet she did it diving into a pool of gold coins a la Scrooge McDuck.

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But, the mean lady won't let him have his big speech, so this is only fair.

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And as we are all complicit now, we are all duly punished.

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Have they looked on Jeffrey Epstein's yacht?

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