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Jon Sussex's avatar

I think they're burritos de niño. Sometimes they have them at the taco truck on the corner.

kermit's avatar

We know that this has not happened yet because it is too dismal to contemplate, correct?

kermit's avatar

She loves her some federal dollars.

Kooolest G's avatar

I'm surprised that the new president of mexico hasn't locked up every drunk american tourist at the cabo wabo so they can do a prisoner exchange for all of their toddlers

Red Richmond's avatar

Is it just me, or has Cohen's neck and jawline in that pic been photoshopped to be less overstuffed?

Red Richmond's avatar

Every single person involved with this should burn in a thousand agonizing hells for all eternity. Commenting rules prohibit me from suggesting anything further about the how, when, and where such a journey should be arranged for them.

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Christopher Boscarino's avatar

but...but... Wall? Why, why have you failed us, WALL?https://www.yahoo.com/gma/l...

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Your Department of Homeland Purity, or it's formal name the Schutzstaffel, which we like to shorten to "SS", at work.

Amethyst 💙♌🍀🏴‍☠️'s avatar

No he'd just hire another Stormy Daniels.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The next President should determine the identities of everyone involved in this mess and direct the FBI to black bag every one of them in the middle of the night and put them on planes to the Hague before anyone even notices they're missing.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm beginning to think she didn't break her hip and pelvis in a bicycling accident. I bet she did it diving into a pool of gold coins a la Scrooge McDuck.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But, the mean lady won't let him have his big speech, so this is only fair.

Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

And as we are all complicit now, we are all duly punished.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Have they looked on Jeffrey Epstein's yacht?