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Lasagna with an Alfredo sauce instead of a tomato-based one. Sounds rather good. I should make that some time.

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You should look in Cohen's underwear drawer.

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None Cinnamon Roll.Good thing I'm not a stripper. For that and a LOT of other reasons.

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Great. Now Goddell has another flimsy reason to suspend him again.

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Looks more like Willem Dafoe, IMO.

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Talk about a coyote breakfast. If you wake up one morning and see the Orange Duce next to you, it suggests you review your life choices.

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Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

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All I know it that I would have demanded a hell of a lot more than $130,000!

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"Gentlemen! Gentlewomen! Next to the stage, get your money out for the very sexy Fruit Loops Herring!"

(I have Fruit Loops Me-Undies on, and I just ate kippers for breakfast.)

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I feel like I understand your user name a bit better now.

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He lost two of them to Eli Manning and the NY Giants.

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Would stuff that thong. Just for the name.

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Commando cinnamon roll, however ...

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You couldn’t pay me enough, but what you did there, I see it.

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This guy actually has an idea, and it sounds like it might be viable.... https://twitter.com/VicBerg...

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Shit's gettin' real in the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum's deploying the shock troops.

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