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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Lasagna with an Alfredo sauce instead of a tomato-based one. Sounds rather good. I should make that some time.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You should look in Cohen's underwear drawer.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

None Cinnamon Roll.Good thing I'm not a stripper. For that and a LOT of other reasons.

Andrew Sayre's avatar

Great. Now Goddell has another flimsy reason to suspend him again.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Looks more like Willem Dafoe, IMO.

PK's avatar

Talk about a coyote breakfast. If you wake up one morning and see the Orange Duce next to you, it suggests you review your life choices.

PK's avatar

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

All I know it that I would have demanded a hell of a lot more than $130,000!

aureolamanita's avatar

"Gentlemen! Gentlewomen! Next to the stage, get your money out for the very sexy Fruit Loops Herring!"

(I have Fruit Loops Me-Undies on, and I just ate kippers for breakfast.)

aureolamanita's avatar

I feel like I understand your user name a bit better now.

Jenifer Lewis's avatar

He lost two of them to Eli Manning and the NY Giants.

Viewmeister's avatar

Would stuff that thong. Just for the name.

Viewmeister's avatar

Commando cinnamon roll, however ...

Viewmeister's avatar

You couldn’t pay me enough, but what you did there, I see it.

OhGodJustEndIt's avatar

This guy actually has an idea, and it sounds like it might be viable.... https://twitter.com/VicBerg...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Shit's gettin' real in the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum's deploying the shock troops.