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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Lasagna with an Alfredo sauce instead of a tomato-based one. Sounds rather good. I should make that some time.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You should look in Cohen's underwear drawer.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

None Cinnamon Roll.Good thing I'm not a stripper. For that and a LOT of other reasons.

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Andrew Sayre's avatar

Great. Now Goddell has another flimsy reason to suspend him again.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Looks more like Willem Dafoe, IMO.

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PK's avatar

Talk about a coyote breakfast. If you wake up one morning and see the Orange Duce next to you, it suggests you review your life choices.

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PK's avatar

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

All I know it that I would have demanded a hell of a lot more than $130,000!

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aureolamanita's avatar

"Gentlemen! Gentlewomen! Next to the stage, get your money out for the very sexy Fruit Loops Herring!"

(I have Fruit Loops Me-Undies on, and I just ate kippers for breakfast.)

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aureolamanita's avatar

I feel like I understand your user name a bit better now.

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Jenifer Lewis's avatar

He lost two of them to Eli Manning and the NY Giants.

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Viewmeister's avatar

Would stuff that thong. Just for the name.

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Viewmeister's avatar

Commando cinnamon roll, however ...

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Viewmeister's avatar

You couldn’t pay me enough, but what you did there, I see it.

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OhGodJustEndIt's avatar

This guy actually has an idea, and it sounds like it might be viable.... https://twitter.com/VicBerg...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Shit's gettin' real in the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum's deploying the shock troops.

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