Thursdays with Tina: We Aren't Inaccurate So Much as Unreliable Edition
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Back after an unscheduled hiatus. (Sort of like Tina herself!) Let's never speak of last week again. TinaSpeakWhat it meansDemocrats in New York are bummed. . .People still say that, right?Bad news has been raining down on Bush in torrents, but his popularity seems waterproof.I have successfully maintained a metaphor for an entire sentence. Also: The Ritalin must be working. Every time you go out to dinner in Manhattan, someone at the next table is anxiously parsing a poll.This Atkins thing is getting totally out of hand.In the city of Seinfeld, Letterman and Bette Midler they choose "Body Heat" sex bomb retiree Kathleen Turner to introduce Teresa Heinz Kerry, and the dryly cerebral former Treasury secretary Bob Rubin to introduce the candidate.I have not watched TV or seen a movie in 15 years.There is nothing to reflect the fierce buzz in the room about the president's scary stubbornness and tongue-tied evasiveness in his news conference the night before. And Kerry's hair seems to be a problem again.At least I have my priorities straight.(The CEO of an advertising company tells me he is going to advise the senator to get a buzz cut.)I need a CEO of an advertising company to tell me this.
Thursdays with Tina: We Aren't Inaccurate So Much as Unreliable Edition
Thursdays with Tina: We Aren't Inaccurate So…
Thursdays with Tina: We Aren't Inaccurate So Much as Unreliable Edition
Back after an unscheduled hiatus. (Sort of like Tina herself!) Let's never speak of last week again. TinaSpeakWhat it meansDemocrats in New York are bummed. . .People still say that, right?Bad news has been raining down on Bush in torrents, but his popularity seems waterproof.I have successfully maintained a metaphor for an entire sentence. Also: The Ritalin must be working. Every time you go out to dinner in Manhattan, someone at the next table is anxiously parsing a poll.This Atkins thing is getting totally out of hand.In the city of Seinfeld, Letterman and Bette Midler they choose "Body Heat" sex bomb retiree Kathleen Turner to introduce Teresa Heinz Kerry, and the dryly cerebral former Treasury secretary Bob Rubin to introduce the candidate.I have not watched TV or seen a movie in 15 years.There is nothing to reflect the fierce buzz in the room about the president's scary stubbornness and tongue-tied evasiveness in his news conference the night before. And Kerry's hair seems to be a problem again.At least I have my priorities straight.(The CEO of an advertising company tells me he is going to advise the senator to get a buzz cut.)I need a CEO of an advertising company to tell me this.