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mailman27's avatar

They're "proud" of being Trumps? Maybe that's it. Of course, if I were a Trump, I'd be hauling ass for the hills. With a suitcase full of non-sequential $100's.

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be kind's avatar

She was in law school at Georgetown until May. Before THAT, she was in California, where I remember reading that her mom raised her to keep her out of the Trump orbit.

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Li'l King Trashmouth's avatar

Goddamn, they must be super fucking desperate if they're letting Tiffany talk. Maybe they'll even let her ride on Air Force One!

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Li'l King Trashmouth's avatar

Yeah, lol that was never going to happen. She's a spoiled rich brat just like the rest of Dump's larva.

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Jared Kushner's Bootstraps's avatar

Yes, I totally got a "Young Divine" vibe going on too.... I can totally see her throwing her parents into the Christmas tree and burning down their house if she doesn't get her cha-cha heels!

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Darkrose's avatar

My Forever First Lady.

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sarafina's avatar

Gosh, for a long time I thought Tiffany was almost a normal person. I'm over that, now. Whatever her policy towards others, her total blindness towards what Trump says is breathtakingly stoooopid.

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sarafina's avatar

I don't care if I'm woke, but you are an asshole. I tried flagging your earlier comment, but big D said it was no longer "active."

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sarafina's avatar

Very nice.

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sarafina's avatar

Are Sid and Marty Kroft still alive?

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Being super woke is also offensive to a lot of stupid fucking people -- and fuck 'em.

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cessnadriver's avatar

She's been whining about having to search for a job.

Georgetown Law grads do NOT have to look for jobs.

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sarafina's avatar

AIDS can be prevented. Wear a fucking condom. It's like a mask for your penis.

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Maybe's avatar

Pavlovian. They drool at his command.

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sarafina's avatar

Good.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Marla, Marla, Marla! Did you not sit your daughter down and explain to her that she shouldn’t make a complete FOOL of herself?

Apparently not. Poor kid.

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