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Sophia Bright's avatar

Moue. Mwah. CHEF'S KISS!!!

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CJLB's avatar

Now we know where all the Nigerian scams come from. Holy mother joseph, these people! These people! Is this the real end of the American dream right now, and for the next 4 years? How do we stand against this craziness?

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Debbie Dominguez's avatar

Sadly it seems to be so. We are fucked from every angle. If they try to touch my meager S.S. I'll fight tooth and nail, so to speak, but I'm deeply worried.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

Poor Tiffany! She had a life without her repulsive father only to have him thrust his fat ass back again by using her unsavory father-in-law.

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

Deeply uncurious moron got duped by a lying con-artist? I am for shocked! Also, let's not sympathize too hard for Tiffany; she'll use the connections just as much as any of the more visible siblings.

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WhateverLolawantsLolagets's avatar

It doesn't say what her husband does, though...and also why would she want to marry this guy? I don't get it.

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

It sounds like they're a bunch of grifter hustlers spending Grandpa's money.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. HahahahahahahahahaHA! I wonder if Tiff knew the troof before the marriage. Actually, I DGAF.

Niece Mary seems honest.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Nigeria? I think I got some emails from this guy.

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

In her defense, I feel compelled to mention that Mary Trump, though cursed with the surname, seems quite above-board. Just sayin'. 😎✌️

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Quelle surprise!!

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Wait just a minute! MASSAD BOULOS is now the "newly named Middle East adviser to President-elect That Fuckin Guy"? This cannot be possible. I remember that not so very long ago, That Fuckin Guy declared that if his son-in-law Jared Kushner couldn't bring peace to the Middle East, it can't be done. Has That Fuckin Guy now forgotten Kushner's existence?

Maybe he has. Wouldn't amaze me.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Last I heard, Jared brought lasting peace to the middle east.

Has something changed?

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Adny Patridge's avatar

Jared brought peace in our time.

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Androgenous AF's avatar

Some money missed his pocket...

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lemonfluff's avatar

One quibble: UH-D is just another UH campus, and it’s a four year school, not a community college. They just bought the campus. UH has several campuses in the greater Houston area (and Victoria). The main campus is the one that works most like a traditional college. UH-D markets more to commuters, UH-V has a lot of graduate classes and does the school district “cohorts” for graduate-level education and stuff.

Source: my Master’s is from UH (the main campus). But my JD is from UT Austin :-)

Not an education snob but I do find it kinda sad this guy’s big lie was that he had a law degree from UH law. because it’s a fine school but it isn’t NOT a safety school. If it’s a lie anyway, why not dream bigger? Dude didn’t even know enough to lie big. Bless his heart.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

The Grifters is a fucking fantastic movie. Disturbing but just so good. All of the actors are superb.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I have no pity for Tiffany any more. If she'd put on her big girl pants and told Daddy to stop off, I would have, but she didn't. She may be the "runt of the litter," but she's still darting in there, trying to get her share of the pot.

FDJT doesn't care if the people he appoints can do the job or not. He's just out to get revenge on the country for dissing him in 2020/

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Well you know, minstrel performers and snake oil salesmen working together go way way back.

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SterWonk's avatar

> ABC reported that he earned a law degree from the University of Houston. But the school told the Times it has no record of Boulos earning a j.d there. He did earn a bachelor’s in business administration from something called the University of Houston-Downtown, which Wikipedia tells us used to be a junior college that was bought up by the University of Houston 50 years ago and now seems to function as an all-commuter school separate from the larger university.

UH[1] a̶l̶u̶m̶ 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 here. UH Law is a highly respected program[2], and at least one law-Wonker got their degree there. And UH has multiple campuses[3]; Downtown is non-residential

(I started studying Chemical Engineering there, then switched to Computer Science, and then dropped out when I got a job offer as a software engineer. Twenty years, one relocation, and four offices later, and I'm still at the same company.)

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Houston

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Houston_Law_Center

[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Houston_System

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lemonfluff's avatar

M.Ed. from UH here, Cougars represent!

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Sean McCoy Writes's avatar

Oh, you went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, too?!

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