Tim Johnson Updates: Why Must There Be News So Close to Christmas?
* Senator Tim Johnson apparently suffered a "brain hemorrhage," or " an intracerebral bleed caused by a congenital arteriovenous malformation, " which you might remember as the thing that happened to Nate onSix Feet Under.
* Even if Johnson resigns, the January 4 "organizing resolution" could --could-- keep the Senate in Democratic control. We didn't pay attention all that closely tohow(this ain't Hotline, fer chrissakes), butTimeattempts to explain here .
* South Dakota's Secretary of State has a totally kickass website , mustache. Also, people are paying attention to him for the first and last time in history. He was also Kip inNapolean Dynomite. A journalist tells us that he ends calls with "Mmmmmkay bye."