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Smibo's avatar

Republicans Are Weird case study #12,402,!19.

Oh, are we not supposed to notice that Republicans are weird?

Republicans are weird.

Oy-Freaking-Vey's avatar

You make me laugh out loud at least weekly.

jte's avatar

Where did they find this loser? Was Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnell not available?

cotugirl's avatar

I live in VA and did not know this dude existed.

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

am i the only one that remembers that in pre-internet and pre-social media times, normal and regular not-mush-brained folks would relentlessly mock and shun obvious shivverbrains like this guy and the Magat crowd until they STFU, instead of giving them so much attn?...yeah, we should go back to doing that

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Being proud of your witchfinder history is weird.

It's like a state bragging that they were the first state in the Union to lynch a n****r.

fuflans's avatar

been making fun of this dude for like 20 years (this is what passes for humor in the classical theatre community. sorry).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Hopkins

Teddy Barnes's avatar

I saw that name and instantly thought "Hung Cow? Shouldn't that be Hung Bull?"

AnglRdr's avatar

Virginia sounds like it's gotten much more interesting since I was stationed there during my Navy days. Kinda bummed I missed all the witchery, though.

Runfastandwin's avatar

I think it's the witches.

TakingAmes's avatar

First of all, this guy is named Hung Cow and is running against Tim Kaine, the whitest white man in Virginia’s congressional delegation? As a Republican, you say? How does he figure that will work out for him?

subterrene's avatar

"Do not call up that which ye cannot put down." Oh whoops, the R's already did that with PAB

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is Virginia THAT solidly blue, that the GOPpers don't even bother to field a serious candidate?

Or is the Virginia GOP so far gone that this guy is, in fact, their serious candidate?

jte's avatar

The GOP doesn't run candidates, they run trolls. Remember Herschel Walker in GA? Horrible candidate -- admitted to paying for multiple abortions for his girlfriends. Literally suffering from brain damage. Republicans don't give a shit. They're political honey badgers. They just don't give a shit about anything anymore and this guy is probably going to get 40% of the vote anyway just for having an R next to his name. He won't win, but he's one hell of a troll.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

They're quite happy to have minority pilots as kamikazes.

Ron Spangler's avatar

I'm generally not super onboard with the whole "Weird" thing, but man, this guy is fuckin' weird.