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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...he — unlike President Obama — has the courage to face America’s challenges."</i>

He'll have to get past the Repubicans in Congress first. They've shown no willingness to face any challenges* that occur outside a woman's lady parts.

_______________________ * challenges = anything they don't like

PsycWench's avatar

I figured it was the spawn of AMC, the original Wonkette, but seems like she'd still be in elementary school.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Surprise! Not really.

If Timmy runs on his record this will be a short, limping jog. Pawlenty has left a big stinking fiscal mess here in Minnesota all so he could say at his kickoff time "I didn't raise taxes".

Wonkette Jr????? Is Sara's kid writing already?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Yeah.

I think I spotted a skinny Newt Gingrich in there too.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news for Herman Cain.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm sure he'll be making Pawlenty more dumb mistakes as the campaign goes on.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=rX7wtNOkuHo" target="_blank">And before I forget...</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Yes indeed...and see how many Republican candidate lookalikes you can spot in <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=tcN68XFGoiI" target="_blank">this trailer</a>!

Fartknocker's avatar

He's just like nitrogen: colorless, odorless and tasteless. He'll do well.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

There are Pawlenty of bad puns in our future.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait...what???

Somehow I missed this...

<i>Governor Mitch Daniels of Indiana said yesterday that he would not become a candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, telling supporters in an e-mail that concerns from his family were the overriding factor in deciding to stay out of the race.

“In the end, I was able to resolve every competing consideration but one,’’ Daniels wrote. “The interests and wishes of my family is the most important consideration of all. If I have disappointed you, I will always be sorry.’’</i> <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.boston.com/news/politics/articles/2011...">http://www.boston.com/news/...

Spurning Beer's avatar

I say thenks but no thenks, then.