We even asked our brother-in-law wholivesin the state where this Tim Pawlenty is supposedly the governor or the state president or whatever, and our brother-in-law was all, "Nope. Haven't heard of him." But our iPhone just beeped with the little pop-up news alert from the
<i>&quot;...he &mdash; unlike President Obama &mdash; has the courage to face America&rsquo;s challenges.&quot;</i>
He&#039;ll have to get past the Repubicans in Congress first. They&#039;ve shown no willingness to face any challenges* that occur outside a woman&#039;s lady parts.
_______________________ * challenges = anything they don&#039;t like
If Timmy runs on his record this will be a short, limping jog. Pawlenty has left a big stinking fiscal mess here in Minnesota all so he could say at his kickoff time &quot;I didn&#039;t raise taxes&quot;.
Wonkette Jr????? Is Sara&#039;s kid writing already?
Yes indeed...and see how many Republican candidate lookalikes you can spot in <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=tcN68XFGoiI" target="_blank">this trailer</a>!
<i>Governor Mitch Daniels of Indiana said yesterday that he would not become a candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, telling supporters in an e-mail that concerns from his family were the overriding factor in deciding to stay out of the race.
&ldquo;In the end, I was able to resolve every competing consideration but one,&rsquo;&rsquo; Daniels wrote. &ldquo;The interests and wishes of my family is the most important consideration of all. If I have disappointed you, I will always be sorry.&rsquo;&rsquo;</i> <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.boston.com/news/politics/articles/2011...">http://www.boston.com/news/...
Tim Pawlenty Accidentally Announces His Presidential Campaign
Not Jello?
You do realize that you just described G.W. Bush?
Needz moar snark. Trying to. Stay. Awak...zzzzzzzz.
<i>&quot;...he &mdash; unlike President Obama &mdash; has the courage to face America&rsquo;s challenges.&quot;</i>
He&#039;ll have to get past the Repubicans in Congress first. They&#039;ve shown no willingness to face any challenges* that occur outside a woman&#039;s lady parts.
_______________________ * challenges = anything they don&#039;t like
I figured it was the spawn of AMC, the original Wonkette, but seems like she&#039;d still be in elementary school.
Surprise! Not really.
If Timmy runs on his record this will be a short, limping jog. Pawlenty has left a big stinking fiscal mess here in Minnesota all so he could say at his kickoff time &quot;I didn&#039;t raise taxes&quot;.
Wonkette Jr????? Is Sara&#039;s kid writing already?
Yeah.
I think I spotted a skinny Newt Gingrich in there too.
This is good news for Herman Cain.
FTW!
I&#039;m sure he&#039;ll be making Pawlenty more dumb mistakes as the campaign goes on.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=rX7wtNOkuHo" target="_blank">And before I forget...</a>
Yes indeed...and see how many Republican candidate lookalikes you can spot in <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=tcN68XFGoiI" target="_blank">this trailer</a>!
He&#039;s just like nitrogen: colorless, odorless and tasteless. He&#039;ll do well.
There are Pawlenty of bad puns in our future.
Wait...what???
Somehow I missed this...
<i>Governor Mitch Daniels of Indiana said yesterday that he would not become a candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, telling supporters in an e-mail that concerns from his family were the overriding factor in deciding to stay out of the race.
&ldquo;In the end, I was able to resolve every competing consideration but one,&rsquo;&rsquo; Daniels wrote. &ldquo;The interests and wishes of my family is the most important consideration of all. If I have disappointed you, I will always be sorry.&rsquo;&rsquo;</i> <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.boston.com/news/politics/articles/2011...">http://www.boston.com/news/...
I say thenks but no thenks, then.