As governor of Minnesota, Tim Pawlenty did something highly suspect: He promoted minority homeownership. "But owning your home is a white-people thing," you say. "Because that's how things were in the house I grew up in, back in the 1950s, where my dad beat my mother until every inch of her was bruised and then tended to his collection of murdered immigrants in the basement." Yes, but Tim Pawlenty
If your kids think alcohol is yucky, you're not beating them enough.
Haley Barbour protests this.
You mean midgets or leprechauns?