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Train up a child in the way he should hold a gun; even when he is old he will not depart from it. - Proverbs 22:6

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Show a pic of the moms breastfeeding those kids and all hell would break loose! Nipples bad, guns good - only in Murca!

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Statistically, only one of the pictured babies is going to be killed, so everybody just chill out, OK?

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Wingnut/teabagger/gunhumper humor* is very subtle - you libtards just don't appreciate it.

(*Not to be confused with libertardian humor, which is not actually a thing.)

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More like "Darwin facepalmed."

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Momma didn't raise no victim baby . . . at least not yet.

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The tree of liberty does especially well when watered from time to time with baby blood.

(The world's only actual-factual "Blood Libel" is the one aimed at gun nuts.)

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Jesus wept.

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There are ways to have both guns and children and not end in tragedy. I recall a childhood friend whose dad packed his own rounds in the garage and whose gunsafe was always locked. Combo and key. None of us knew where/what they were. Frankly, none of us were interested, either, because Dreamcast. TL;DR, remove babby from gun nut.

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Dad is the person who is taking the photos, and he is more likely to be the one who set up the scene in the first place.

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Why do all those babies look like Wayne LaPierre?

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The baby in the upper-left is obviously hungry while the mother sits there with an all-you-can-eat buffet under her blouse. That is the real crime.

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We need well-regulated mommies too.

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"Gimme all the cookies and milk or else!"

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yeah. I kinda missed the mark. All the pix are of mothers. But the Reptards are already too fond of regulating mommies and their lady parts.

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I. can't. even. Those poor kids. The odds are pretty good at least 1/4 of them will be dead before second grade.

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