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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

"Go bitch at DeJoy."

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Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

Thanks to DeJoy, my three day priority package is now taking at least seven days.

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Shananigan's avatar

Plus she doesn't dress like she's about to take off a layer and go clubbing.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Amen!

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sarafina's avatar

Is that part of the parcel Gorsuch gave the tribes?

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sarafina's avatar

It's after August.

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sarafina's avatar

Big $$.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“But why are you blaming the pandemic for these slow-downs when it’s clearly all President Biden’s task force’s fault?”

STFU and STFD. JFC.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Manchin to block Biden's "No Coal in the stockings of misbehaving children" initiative.

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uptotheeyeballs's avatar

Today is never "the day Joe Biden became president" in ChuckWorld.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“Can we just go ahead and blame Biden now for ruining Christmas?”

I’d love to see Jen remove her shoe and throw it at these dolts.

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Catbird's avatar

Plus she doesn't have the requisite repub hanks of skanky hair hanging over the shoulders.

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

There are other options besides USPS or UPS. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

I think that was one of my twitter peeps that just asked a question.

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Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

Supply Chain!!! Blizzards are FAKE NEWS. https://twitter.com/billodo...

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Catbird's avatar

How about screening outtakes of her greatest hits from the week before?

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