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Fuck. Is Losey McLoserpants already gone?

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Yep. Dropped his fancy words and skedaddled.

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I was gonna tell his Mom, but he wouldn't wait for her to finish up.

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You know that's gotta hurt.

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Well, that is eloquent.

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I'm always a little bit surprised by how few have the guts to stick around.

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Is that all you got? You won't make this Sunday's "Dear Shit-fer-Brains" post with weak shit like that.

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For such a Amurikkkan you don't English too good.

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My what a delightful vocabulary you have.

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the last rejecTed Cruz supporter! how nice for him. And how, i wonder, would Senator Holy Holy Holy like the contributions to the public discourse of this potty-mouthed twerp? Would he be pleased, do you suppose, to have the backing of this orally-fixated 8th grader? but then, who the fuck cares what rejecTed likes, anyway

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It is hard to not get mad when someone lies about...everything.

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Don, this is where you are hiding!What's wrong, could not hack it on the actual debate thread? Awwwww

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All of Trump's bio material on his sites said he was 6'3" for years. Recently, they all started saying 6'4". The weight listed in Dr. FeelGood's second "letter" has him categorize as obese at 6'3" and overweight at 6'4".

Is Donald a tad insecure about being fat shamed?

Or did the stress of campaigning cause him to grow an inch?

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"Swimsuit, baton twirling and shotput."

See! The media is biased! Baton twirling is one of the male homophobes' biggest triggers!

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Most likely

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My phone changes it to "Bitch, please!"

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