Time To Go Vote: Some Cyberpunk Edging New Pope In Time's Person Of The Year
Hey You, yes You, Time's person of the year in some year that we are not even going to look up because it was such a terrible dumb pander and we will think no more of it: The voting is open in this year's nonbinding plebiscite of who is the raddest, bestest, Sexiest Man Alive (oh wait, that is someone else ) over there at "Time" "Magazine," whatever that might be.
Right now, Edward Snowden, who is apparently a hacker who lives in a crusty gutterpunk squat?, is edging out New Pope for the "honors." But you could also vote for Malala -- that would be a good vote, we think! -- or Wendy Davis, or (in the tradition of naming "Hitler" and "Nixon and Kissinger" and "Barack Obama" Person of the Year) you could vote for Ted Cruz!
Be sure to bring your voter ID. Also, do try not to be black.
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Encouraging news is that all of the teabagger candidates are getting terrible numbers. As far as deserving it is concerned, I can't see how anybody comes close to Malala.
His main claim to fame, if you get right down to it, is not being as awful as Pope Ratzo.