Delicious fried lard conglomerate Krispy Kreme is in trouble in the UK for a Facebook promotion issued by its Hull branch. The flyer was intended to advertise upcoming events at the local heart attack emporium, including face painting and the company's official fan club. Neat! Problem is nobody told these guys it might be a bad idea to name your official fan club the
Krispy Kreme plans to make it up to the public with their new daily promotions.
There's FUC Tuesdays - The Fastnacht Unlimited Club is a Fat Tuesday Spectacular
Everyone loves CUNT Thursday - The Crullers Unlimited Night Trek is fun for the whole family. It's a nature walk with plenty of donuts and lots to see.
Finally we have SHIT Friday - Showcasing their new flavor: Spectacular Hot Intense Tutti-Frutti. This one is sure to be a hit!
More than three Ks makes it Brazilian.
Krispy Kreme plans to make it up to the public with their new daily promotions.
There's FUC Tuesdays - The Fastnacht Unlimited Club is a Fat Tuesday Spectacular
Everyone loves CUNT Thursday - The Crullers Unlimited Night Trek is fun for the whole family. It's a nature walk with plenty of donuts and lots to see.
Finally we have SHIT Friday - Showcasing their new flavor: Spectacular Hot Intense Tutti-Frutti. This one is sure to be a hit!
Boycotting C-F-A was much easier when there wasn't one five minutes from my office... :-(
(Seriously, politics aside, they make a good fried chicken sandwich.)
If only they knew how to spell the words "crispy" and "cream," the new promotion might have been confused with a Civilian Conservation Corps project.
Hull's not in the South.
Eat Brazil nutz (aka n****r toes)?
Their Panzer donuts are especially good.
Everyone knows that Democrats started the K(rispy) K(reme) K(lub)
But it's England, no one is prejudiced in England.
Who's their marketing manager, Krusty the Klown?
Is the KKK a thing in England? I thought they were part of America's Exceptionalism - or the stuff that patriots cut out of APUSH.
Does Krispy Kreme have a hawt Editrix? Cause that helps.
It's not like they're I-Doughnuts.
I heard Robert Byrd was their head chef back in the 50's
The Hull Daily Mail quoted a spokeswoman from the Hull branch of Krispy Kreme who said KKK Wednesdays would go ahead, but under a different name.
How about "Krispy Kreme Klavern"?
They spell things differently over there so it doesn't mean anything to them.