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Roger, Pecker Sniffer of Ogilvie Home Perms!

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Ernie Slanders

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Bernie Sanders please and thank you.

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Hillary. We love Joe here in DE and want him to come home and be with his family. Bernie has my respect, but don't see him as viable against the Repugs.

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Bernie Fucking Sanders!!!

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I'm honestly still torn on who I'm going to vote for in the primary, but I'm very curious about the viability of a Clinton/Sanders (or Sanders/Clinton) ticket in the general election.

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Nada. Nothing.

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Is that an online poll? I'd be interested in taking it myself.

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And what has Bernie accomplished?

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I'm not from Vermont. It's easy to Google both his accomplishments and voting record.

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I'll wait for the debates.

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I wanted to buy a shirt. Or Two. BUT FUCK CREW NECKS to hell. HAAAAATE. NEED SEXY VNECKS PLEASE. (so I bought the sexy TOTE BAG AND THE SEXY DO NOT TEABAG ON ME COFFEE MUG FOR MY COFFEE). But VNECKS PLEASE. SO i can send you moar monies.

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hey, yer "dog" looks suspiciously like a kitteh. no wonder it acts like a dog, putting up with insults like that.

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sadly, that is just crazy enough to work.

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whaddya mean "used to be a long hair"? i'll go to the box with my ponytail, barring a prison barber in the future police state. in indiana, we always say that's why rednecks have short hair. a terminal neck sunburn that kills off brain cells, and that's why they are so ignorant.

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Money out - Bernie IN! Though even I have to admit his foreign policy is weak and naive.

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