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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Oh, please. He is not a disgrace to life forms of all kinds. There are life forms that literally feed on shit and/or rotting flesh. And I'm sure they find it very tasty. Surely Matty is better than that.

No? Yeah, okay, maybe he sucks even worse than that. It would be irresponsible to not speculate.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Behavior has consequences. That's just reality.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Classic PhDs are torture.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

It's a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Yeah, but it doesn't mean that I enjoy imposing them.

Binkysbroad's avatar

Did your doctor Rx go-lytley for your prep? Mags citrate is so much easier that I suspect kickbacks.

Binkysbroad's avatar

I'm coming up on 20 years post total proctocolectomy due to raging UC. So I'm 53 but my arsehole is only 19.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Again with the reflexive politeness:

RASKIN: That might work on Steve Bannon's podcast, but that's not going to work in the Rules Committee of the United States House of Representatives, I'm sorry, forgive me.

Here’s how I would have said that:

That might work on Steve Bannon's podcast, but that's not going to work in the Rules Committee of the United States House of Representatives, do you understand that or is this whole thing too complicated for you, yes or no? I don’t need you to elaborate. Just answer yes or no.

Also, if you want Matt Gatez to do what you want, all you need to do is learn how his father speaks to him, copy the language and the tone of voice, and he will instinctively become submissive and do whatever you order him to do.

Oh NO it's Gary's avatar

Funniest part for me was Raskin acknowledging Matt as a litigator.

Lordpnut's avatar

Whap him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and thereafter he'll piss himself at the sound of paper crinkling.

David in NYC's avatar

Who wouldn't be (referring to same people only, hence no Rethuglicans, e.g., Matt Gaetz and Gym Jordan)?

belfryo's avatar

That last bit. Brilliant. You’re hired

NorthernSaber's avatar

Nope. No RX- just a whole lot of OTC stuff. Did the trick.

Binkysbroad's avatar

That's good. Go-lytley is an abomination.