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Oh, please. He is not a disgrace to life forms of all kinds. There are life forms that literally feed on shit and/or rotting flesh. And I'm sure they find it very tasty. Surely Matty is better than that.

No? Yeah, okay, maybe he sucks even worse than that. It would be irresponsible to not speculate.

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Behavior has consequences. That's just reality.

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He's jealous of AOC. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Classic PhDs are torture.

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It's a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

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Yeah, but it doesn't mean that I enjoy imposing them.

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Did your doctor Rx go-lytley for your prep? Mags citrate is so much easier that I suspect kickbacks.

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I'm coming up on 20 years post total proctocolectomy due to raging UC. So I'm 53 but my arsehole is only 19.

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Again with the reflexive politeness:

RASKIN: That might work on Steve Bannon's podcast, but that's not going to work in the Rules Committee of the United States House of Representatives, I'm sorry, forgive me.

Here’s how I would have said that:

That might work on Steve Bannon's podcast, but that's not going to work in the Rules Committee of the United States House of Representatives, do you understand that or is this whole thing too complicated for you, yes or no? I don’t need you to elaborate. Just answer yes or no.

Also, if you want Matt Gatez to do what you want, all you need to do is learn how his father speaks to him, copy the language and the tone of voice, and he will instinctively become submissive and do whatever you order him to do.

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Funniest part for me was Raskin acknowledging Matt as a litigator.

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Whap him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and thereafter he'll piss himself at the sound of paper crinkling.

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Who wouldn't be (referring to same people only, hence no Rethuglicans, e.g., Matt Gaetz and Gym Jordan)?

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That last bit. Brilliant. You’re hired

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Beautifully said

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Nope. No RX- just a whole lot of OTC stuff. Did the trick.

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That's good. Go-lytley is an abomination.

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