Time To Watch Trump's Coronavirus ... Just Kidding, We Don't Have To Anymore!
Come on in, he's not here!
Achtung! Your Favorite President you love so much is giving some sort of Rose Garden coronavirussuperspreader hootenanny and tapdancestravaganzaannouncement and if you want to watch it, you can't stay here!
Because we don't have to, and also fuck him.
Instead, here is 17 minutes of Gustavo Dudamel conducting Ravel's Bolero , for some stirring bone music, for boning! Or yapping in the comments, which do not exist.
See you on the flipside, Wonkers, this is your OPEN THREAD!
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I wasn’t disagreeing. I’m drinking wine and binge watching a show on Netflix. Or Amazon. Or something.
Aww, sweetie... You'll learn. Breakfast is ALWAYS wrong. It's the wrong flavor, the wrong type (paté or shreds?), the wrong amount, the wrong number of dishes... It's a floating crap game, and you will ALWAYS lose!