Following Willard Mittsworth Moneybaggs Romney IV's introduction of his exciting Veep pick, Paul Ryan, Your Wonkette presents a look back at the heady days of 2008, when enfeebled man-who-would-be-king John McCain invigorated his moribund campaign by choosing as his running mate an exciting fresh face with impeccable conservative credentials, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.
Even when I was a youngster (50/60's), the Presbyterians were split (Lutherans too, I believe). While the theoretical basis of the split was doctrine, it was clear even to a pre-teen that the real basis was political ideology (basically, slave-state vs not).
Yesterday, I was reminded that &quot;girt&quot; (reversed) still <strike>tri</strike> activates the deleter, even when embedded in another word. You&#039;d think whoever maintains this system could write a better regex, after all this time.
I&#039;ve seen Sarah, I&#039;ve heard Sarah speak, I&#039;ve known Sarah to eat potato chips and I&#039;m guessing Sarah smells like rancid turkey giblets. Paul Ryan, you sir are no Sarah Palin, but for the life of me, I can&#039;t tell the difference.
I gather for more than a few people she went from GILF to GIF. I base that solely on unsubstantiated rumors, plus the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;.
I think someone just yanked out a fork.
I&#039;m partial to Granny Killa.
Even when I was a youngster (50/60&#039;s), the Presbyterians were split (Lutherans too, I believe). While the theoretical basis of the split was doctrine, it was clear even to a pre-teen that the real basis was political ideology (basically, slave-state vs not).
I fear you are right.
The best we can hope for is that she will eventually subside to a mere recurring annoyance, like Kristol or Krauthammer or Noonan.
Yesterday, I was reminded that &quot;girt&quot; (reversed) still <strike>tri</strike> activates the deleter, even when embedded in another word. You&#039;d think whoever maintains this system could write a better regex, after all this time.
You are so beautiful to me-eeeee.
Griftette.
so how old is paul ryan?
... or the first time a castaway must drink his own urine
Distance --- &quot;The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.&quot;
...from The Devil&#039;s Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
This whole Veep sideshow just proves that Mittens is more desperate than a housewife on Wisteria Lane.
I&#039;ve seen Sarah, I&#039;ve heard Sarah speak, I&#039;ve known Sarah to eat potato chips and I&#039;m guessing Sarah smells like rancid turkey giblets. Paul Ryan, you sir are no Sarah Palin, but for the life of me, I can&#039;t tell the difference.
I gather for more than a few people she went from GILF to GIF. I base that solely on unsubstantiated rumors, plus the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;.
She has her faults, but at least she&#039;s no Paul Ryan.
Fun fact: Ryan is an anagram for &quot;yarn&quot; which is a tall tale.
Now that Paul Ryan is on the ticket, can we never mention S---- P----&trade; again?
Dan Quayle wants in on some of that action.