Following Willard Mittsworth Moneybaggs Romney IV's introduction of his exciting Veep pick, Paul Ryan, Your Wonkette presents a look back at the heady days of 2008, when enfeebled man-who-would-be-king John McCain invigorated his moribund campaign by choosing as his running mate an exciting fresh face with impeccable conservative credentials, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. While news outlets around the nation asked themselves, "wait, WHO?" Wonkette readers were already well aware of who she was:
Even when I was a youngster (50/60's), the Presbyterians were split (Lutherans too, I believe). While the theoretical basis of the split was doctrine, it was clear even to a pre-teen that the real basis was political ideology (basically, slave-state vs not).
Yesterday, I was reminded that &quot;girt&quot; (reversed) still <strike>tri</strike> activates the deleter, even when embedded in another word. You&#039;d think whoever maintains this system could write a better regex, after all this time.
I&#039;ve seen Sarah, I&#039;ve heard Sarah speak, I&#039;ve known Sarah to eat potato chips and I&#039;m guessing Sarah smells like rancid turkey giblets. Paul Ryan, you sir are no Sarah Palin, but for the life of me, I can&#039;t tell the difference.
I gather for more than a few people she went from GILF to GIF. I base that solely on unsubstantiated rumors, plus the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;.
I think someone just yanked out a fork.
I&#039;m partial to Granny Killa.
Even when I was a youngster (50/60&#039;s), the Presbyterians were split (Lutherans too, I believe). While the theoretical basis of the split was doctrine, it was clear even to a pre-teen that the real basis was political ideology (basically, slave-state vs not).
I fear you are right.
The best we can hope for is that she will eventually subside to a mere recurring annoyance, like Kristol or Krauthammer or Noonan.
Yesterday, I was reminded that &quot;girt&quot; (reversed) still <strike>tri</strike> activates the deleter, even when embedded in another word. You&#039;d think whoever maintains this system could write a better regex, after all this time.
You are so beautiful to me-eeeee.
Griftette.
so how old is paul ryan?
... or the first time a castaway must drink his own urine
Distance --- &quot;The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.&quot;
...from The Devil&#039;s Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
This whole Veep sideshow just proves that Mittens is more desperate than a housewife on Wisteria Lane.
I&#039;ve seen Sarah, I&#039;ve heard Sarah speak, I&#039;ve known Sarah to eat potato chips and I&#039;m guessing Sarah smells like rancid turkey giblets. Paul Ryan, you sir are no Sarah Palin, but for the life of me, I can&#039;t tell the difference.
I gather for more than a few people she went from GILF to GIF. I base that solely on unsubstantiated rumors, plus the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;.
She has her faults, but at least she&#039;s no Paul Ryan.
Fun fact: Ryan is an anagram for &quot;yarn&quot; which is a tall tale.
Now that Paul Ryan is on the ticket, can we never mention S---- P----&trade; again?
Dan Quayle wants in on some of that action.