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MonkeyMotion's avatar

I think someone just yanked out a fork.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm partial to Granny Killa.

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bobbert's avatar

Even when I was a youngster (50/60's), the Presbyterians were split (Lutherans too, I believe). While the theoretical basis of the split was doctrine, it was clear even to a pre-teen that the real basis was political ideology (basically, slave-state vs not).

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bobbert's avatar

I fear you are right.

The best we can hope for is that she will eventually subside to a mere recurring annoyance, like Kristol or Krauthammer or Noonan.

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bobbert's avatar

Yesterday, I was reminded that "girt" (reversed) still <strike>tri</strike> activates the deleter, even when embedded in another word. You'd think whoever maintains this system could write a better regex, after all this time.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You are so beautiful to me-eeeee.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Griftette.

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fuflans's avatar

so how old is paul ryan?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

... or the first time a castaway must drink his own urine

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Distance --- "The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep."

...from The Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce

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Joshua Norton's avatar

This whole Veep sideshow just proves that Mittens is more desperate than a housewife on Wisteria Lane.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I've seen Sarah, I've heard Sarah speak, I've known Sarah to eat potato chips and I'm guessing Sarah smells like rancid turkey giblets. Paul Ryan, you sir are no Sarah Palin, but for the life of me, I can't tell the difference.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I gather for more than a few people she went from GILF to GIF. I base that solely on unsubstantiated rumors, plus the documentary "Who's Nailin' Paylin?".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She has her faults, but at least she's no Paul Ryan.

Fun fact: Ryan is an anagram for "yarn" which is a tall tale.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now that Paul Ryan is on the ticket, can we never mention S---- P----™ again?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Dan Quayle wants in on some of that action.

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