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Give us a "God qualifier". "Under God as found in the New Modern Bible, Old Testament, and a bit of what Jesus says, but we want to be able to pick and choose that so let's just say Under the Baptist, Charismatic, Fundamentalist, Creationist, Anti-Female, Anti-Gay, Climate Change Denying, Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps, Quit Sucking Off The Government Teat, Prosperity Gospel God".

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I'm shocked that Obama didn't attend the anniversary in person. Didn't he need to pick up his Al-Qaeda suicide vest from the tailor's shop there?

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OT, but yo...if any of you are in DC and you see a tall fat dude with a gray beard and a blue vest, come up and say hi.

Off to be a tourist...

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WITH HIS FEET UP! INPEACH!!

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I thought it was the TubGirl of journalism?

BASHIR ALERT: DO NOT GOOGLE ANYTHING IN THIS THREAD

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And to the Teatarded, For which he stood: One sot, under sod, With soil and earthworms indivisible.

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"Under God, as WE understand Him."

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the only part that matters is "That horrible man"

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Will he be signing the books people have, or only the ones he might want them to have?

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It's all the USPS fault. They delivered the speech to the wrong Gettysburg address.

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Nope, he's a black Christian, who wants to use Jesus and the Bible to destroy the white race.

Or wait, I think Rev. Jeremiah Wright wants to use the black church to destroy Jesus. Or maybe it's that Bill Ayers wants to destroy Obama. Something something. I'm not sure, but whatever it is, it is very very bad.

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Leni Riefenstahl?

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Garry? Garry Wills, is that you?

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This is proof positive that Obama is the one who had JFK murdered.

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If Obama obscured the words "Under God" from this copy of the Gettysburg Address, would Breitbartians refer to it as a blackout?

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Speaking of Breitbart, is he still under sod?

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