Florida Man William Filene, 25, had pretty much the greatest Halloween costume in the history of ever: Trayvon Martin, in minstrel-style blackface, with a hilarious blood stain on his chest, from where he was shot with a gun and murdered at the age of 17!
I suggest the three of them dress up as loaves of bread; full body clear plastic bags with a twist tie on top, twisted and tied of course. Maybe a "best used by" date for extra authenicity.
Damn, I was gonna go to the frat party as Racist Duchenozzle, but now I find out my idea was unoriginal. I guess I can still do something completely offensive in an Asian theme...
On the plus side, if he rings any doorbells in Florida dressed as a black man, the chances are good that he will be met by a panic-stricken homeowner standing some ground.
I suggest the three of them dress up as loaves of bread; full body clear plastic bags with a twist tie on top, twisted and tied of course. Maybe a "best used by" date for extra authenicity.
I thought the chick with the spray tan was Miley Cyrus, with, wait for it, a spray tan .
If they come to my door they're getting a bag full of circus peanuts.
Damn, I was gonna go to the frat party as Racist Duchenozzle, but now I find out my idea was unoriginal. I guess I can still do something completely offensive in an Asian theme...
Actually, I think it used to be around -100 (which always makes me smile), so I think Indie's cut back on trawling.
On the plus side, if he rings any doorbells in Florida dressed as a black man, the chances are good that he will be met by a panic-stricken homeowner standing some ground.
I don't want to be white anymore.