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It isn't?

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Regifting children hasn't been tried as a reality concept yet. I bet it'd be a hit with the TLC audience.

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A perfect concept for spin offs. "Regifting the Duggars"

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Is Josh still taken? Cuz Bristol isn't still taken.

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Couldn't have happened to nicer people.

Wonder if the Christian Broadcasting Network can pick them up. They are gay-hating Christianists after all.

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Bye Bye to the Bugger Family n

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Fistina

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Get thee to real jobs, god-bothering moochers.

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The "documentary" will feature, guess who? The Duggar girls, at least the ones brave enough to say they were molested. There is nothing TLC won't do to keep from losing a cash cow, even if it means using a "documentary" about child sexual abuse to set the stage for a return of the Duggars. Cash is king at TLC.

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I thought Fox already forced some of the victims to out themselves?

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I almost had to stop reading because of the phrase "Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are still fucking" because somehow I had managed to avoid the passing thought that Duggar fucking makes Duggars until this instant.

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Money-grubbing whores are the only kind of whores Jeebus approves of.

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Yeah, but if they're as dismissive as they were with Fox Blondie--"Oh, he was just a little too curious about girls"--I don't see what value this could possibly have as entertainment (never mind education).

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They have to be real ones. Super Glue is cheating.

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Just to be sure I understand: Duggars only fuck every other day for a week once a year, then there's pregnancy so you can't procreate again until the postpartum cycle has ended?

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I've heard it's some kind of sped-up Pon Farr.

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