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This is known, technically speaking, as talking out of one's ass.

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Michelle Bachamnn is probably thinking to herself " Why didn't I think of that?" *triple sigh*

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Damn...damn....damn...second time with the diet pepsi on the monitor today....

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Connie Lindquist?

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England Dan and John Ford Coley...man I haven't heard those names since I was an undergrad in Flagstaff. My roomie played them and Dan Fogelberg non-stop. I am still recovering...

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This is Dr. Lindquist....is my daughter Connie in the waiting room?

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FTW!

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oh mae mae mae, don't you have to be pulling over to the side of the road soon?

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Actually, I think it was Stevie Wonder: "My ShariAmour."

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File next to "Drill in ANWR." Doesn't really mean anything - just a phrase to stir people up.

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For all Mrs. Beavers' understanding of it, probably Comic Sanskrit.

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Paging Connie Lindquist,. Dr. Ben Dover, report to the OR stat.

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Ward, you were a little rough on the Mae Beavers last night.

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Next up: The Even Longer Form birf cert.

Can anyone produce a birth certificate for Ronald Reagan that satisfies the birthers?

These wingers should be careful what they wish for. Some people can't produce those records -- adoptees, for instance. At home births. Family secrets. Fire at the courthouse. Parents' privacy.

Finally, Chief Justice John Roberts swore Obama into office. If these people really believe Obama isn't eligible, they should be calling for Roberts' impeachment.

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