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Sandra Hardie's avatar

Oh, YUCK!!!! Nail this guy's ass to the wall.

ps. I am not against sex trade with consenting ADULTS. 17 or less is not ADULT.

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Call Me Ish's avatar

MAGA: More projection than a multiplex.

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Maybe's avatar

Of course he has Derangement Syndrome. He's a Repub politician.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Typical right wing hypocrite to whom the laws don't apply.

But you gotta admit, trying to outlaw the opposing political party as being "deranged" is pretty damn original.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

So let me summarize- no drag queens involved in grooming AGAIN??

MAGA is not sending their best people for sure…

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Do they have any “best” people?

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Sue's avatar

If "TDS" is deemed a mental illness, does that mean someone arrested for assault & battery could claim insanity caused by TDS? I mean, maybe he should think this through . . .

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Let's see how quickly they repeal the law once the cases start stacking up.

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Maybe's avatar

I think that the "think" part is the problem.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Has he blamed the liberals/transgender folks/the devil/the man in the moon for his inability to stop perving on 17 year old girls yet?

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Maybe's avatar

Followed by the announcement that god has already forgiven him.

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glenglish's avatar

How'm I spozed t'pronounce his name? Is it "Ick!" like I stepped in dogshit? Or "Ike!" like I almost stepped in dogshit?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Ike."

It means "acorn" in German. And the word "Eichel" means "head of the penis."

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glenglish's avatar

… And I thought the nuts were on the other end. What’ll the Germans thinka next?

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Thank you for explaining some of the abbreviations. One whack-a-mole mole down and many more are bound to pop up. As you intimated, he has to have done this before and wasn't caught before. It began the question how many people were caught in this sting operation?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

" It began the question how many people were caught in this sting operation?"

Exactly. Do Republicans in MN even have a quorum in their caucus any more?

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Bill Williamson's avatar

My autocorrect feature makes me want to tap each letter.

I wouldn't be surprised if a few Democrats were caught in the sting as well.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I hope he doesn't get charges reduced to a slap on the wrist, but I feel that's all too likely.

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Sy's avatar
Mar 21Edited

Imagine being this guy’s wife rn. She’s doing the good Christian wife thing, having a bunch of kids with probably very little help from him to care for them. Meanwhile, he’s betraying her with underage girls. (ALLEGEDLY!) This is so much worse than just being cheated on.

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Ryp's avatar

This creep deserves at the least all the embarrassment and humiliation this arrest has resulted in, and I hope his wife has the good sense to leave him, but I find it interesting that had he paid for sex with an actual 18 year old, or had sex with an actual 17 year old, but not for money, that neither act would have the legal ramifications of offering an imaginary 17 year old money for sex.

Of course if you are a Republican Congressman from Florida apparently there is no legal consequence for having paid an actual 17 year old for sex.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"...neither act would have the legal ramifications of offering an imaginary 17 year old money for sex."

So, you're suggesting a cabinet post in that case?

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tehbaddr's avatar

"I do both"

Wait, that means dicks can go where?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

With proper lubrication.

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Free beach's avatar

My guess is he gets a cabinet position.

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tehbaddr's avatar

He moved on her like a bitch, but he couldn't get there!

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Free beach's avatar

Should have taken her furniture shopping

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

JD...JD, is that YOU?

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Actually, if she became pregnant from the encounter, he'd be so desperate to hide it that he'd urge her in a hysterical voice to have an abortion, even though in the reign of Mad King Trump that is becoming more dangerous by the month. And what if she did die? It's an effective guarantee of silence, right, Eichorn?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Welp, you solved 2/3 of his potential problems.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I hope this story is getting national traction and will stay in the news cycle for more than 15 minutes. We need to hang this around the neck of the GOP like an anchor off the Queen Mary.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Say rather: "Like a millstone round their necks."

Matthew 18:6.

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GenlyAi's avatar

I plan to do all I can singlehandedly to make that happen.

It's ALWAYS the Rapeublicunt Christofascists.

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